Dave Chevelle

@HunterBiden @MarilynMuranoX @pumpersniffer I wouldn’t sweat that malaka, Hunter. Chances are it’s a bot, or just some loss, livin in his Nana’s basement in Joliet, tuggin his lil sizzler to the life size Donnie T cutout he undoubtedly has. Imagine worshiping a guy in a dirty diaper that could give 2 shits about you?

@pumpersniffer Hey Pumpersniffer. You sound like a pretty awful human being. Just so we all know how to avoid you- what’s your real name? Your fake handle sounds about right, but why remain anonymous when you have such wisdom to share.

My tattoo— Let me explain, because I have now been asked this 1000s of times. My Mom was from Skaneateles Lake. My grandparents owned and ran the Hunter Diner in Auburn, NY. Beau and I spent our summers with my grandparents on Owasco Lake. It’s my favorite place in the world. It is home to me. I tattooed the map on my back. Sorry QAnon / 4chan / Insane Twitter.

The seven plagues.

@SeeRacists @Martina No reason for them to still be drawing breath.

🚨 UPDATE: 8 people charged in Sex Ring “Underground Bunker” for Paying adults to Rape their Children and Pets — Ages 3-16. Trial delayed as mom pleads guilty and flips on co-defendants In Bibb County, Alabama, eight suspects ran a sex trafficking ring out of an underground bunker where children as young as 3 were drugged, bound, and raped with adults paying to abuse them. Animals were also targeted. Rebecca Brewer and mother of some of the victims, pleaded guilty to sexual torture and nine counts of first-degree kidnapping. As part of the deal she agreed to testify against the other seven defendants. The trial for the remaining suspects has been delayed while the case expands, including a federal investigation into at least one of them. These monsters turned their own kids and pets into victims for profit. How long will it take for every last one of them to face real justice?

@dada_boy44 That hair. 🤤

Find her for me

The world’s first trillionaire made a pedophile rapist the president of the United States and then personally made sure starving children couldn’t get food and medicine, with 14 million deaths projected from his actions alone. He’s possibly the most evil person in history.

No other president in US History has ever been this rude, insulting or ignorant! Repost if you agree

Yup

@QueenKay1111 Proper foot care is highly important out in the wilderness!

@PacoTyler1 Ohhhhhh ahahahahaha I thought u were like why u wearing socks it was just me avoiding blistered toes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@QueenKay1111 It was more an “Out of all the outstanding things to look at in this pic, I’m focused on your ankle socks” type of bit. Though after reading that again, it wasn’t my best material. The tuchus got me distracted.

@PacoTyler1 I was going for a nature walk u don’t wear sandals to do so .

@Maluminse @xsyntryk1 Or they know they reek, but just don’t care? Or worse, they think so little of their partner that they just expect them to deal with their mega funk? A fitting punishment would be for them to have to return the favour after their chick hasn’t showered/wiped for a week.

@PacoTyler1 @xsyntryk1 Right? Some people are just completely unaware

@RpsAgainstTrump @cardon_brian Gonna have to side with Iran on this one, Bud.

Trump: “The terms that Iran leaked out to the Fake News have NOTHING to do with the terms that were agreed to, in writing. What they said, including their weak and pathetic statement on having a deal, bears no relation to the truth.”

@MarioNawfal I’m not a fan of Tuckums, and I find it highly ironic that after playing such a big part in getting Trump elected, he now wants to put the monster back in a cage. But why doesn’t he, Shawn Ryan, Candice Owens, MTG etc all band together and seriously call Trump out? Attack!

🚨🇺🇸 A terrified Bongino told Tucker that Trump shut down the Butler investigation himself. Tucker says he accidentally obtained the Thomas Crooks social media posts the FBI claimed didn't exist, then called Kash Patel and Dan Bongino looking for answers. Bongino, a friend of many years, allegedly became hysterical before finally telling him to take it up with Trump, who he said killed the Butler investigation himself. Tucker says he still has every text exchange. "There's no good explanation for shutting down an investigation into your own attempted murder. This is not what we've been told it was." @TuckerCarlson @TCNetwork

@niahxoxo8 @Arthurmadd43968 Will you just look at how those legs go up and make an ass of themselves!

My new favorite pic of myself 🧚

To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis: Show us your laptop. Show us your iCloud. Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation. You won’t. You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out. That is not who we are. My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count. For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame. I no longer believe that. Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us. And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts. That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena. Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next. Life does not determine our character. It reveals it. Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next? We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day. So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop. You won’t. The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing. That is the only definition that matters.

This is exactly how it was designed to be under Project 2025. MAGA have installed their Caesar as was the aim of those who bought him the keys to the White House and are pulling the strings in the shadows. This is why government no longer functions as intended by the Founding Fathers. Washington is now the headquarters of feudal America where Trump is king (until he isn’t). Take a listen to Peter Baker from the New York Times, in this trailer for the documentary Trump’s Power and the Rule of law. 🎥 TikTok - vm.tiktok.com/ZNRchcEmH/

Real leaders say shit like this. The grocery and telco Oligarchy in Canada is collectively criminal. And they donate millions to Conservative causes to pretend they aren’t. This doesn’t serve Carney’s interests. It serves the interests of Canadians. And that’s why this is real leadership.

@Maluminse @xsyntryk1 To let someone go downtown knowing that it was a swampy, sweaty and stankin sewer down there is next level nasty work. Like, I don’t even know here to start with all that.

@xsyntryk1 That's so disgusting. Not only did he not wipe but he did not flush the toilet. Total scumbag. My ex-girlfriend told me about one of her exes She said she liked going down on him but when she did there was a horrible stench. Same thing. He didn't. That's diabolical.