PallasPyro 🔥

@deBuShMaStEr @IamboampongJun 😂😂😂

@PalPyroVolvio @IamboampongJun Hmmm you fool oooo ano see sef 😂😂. You be grand callejero paaa

🤣🤣🤣🤣 @deBuShMaStEr

El hijo se llamará Arroz Frito.

@VITOiei Makes Vini look worse btw. When Benz was telling Mendy that Vini is playing against them instead of for them, Neymar was already the star of the Brazilian team at that same age

Don’t be shy, show the amounts of games played

Just giving Arteta free ideas

Algo que me gusta de los brasileños es que les cae mal Vinicius. Un tipo solo querido por la especie más abyecta del género humano: el madridista.

@Boomluck1zz People will post haram ideas on this app, then cry when Arteta implements them 🙄🙄

Why can’t the other footballers just make a circle around the one with the ball and cover him until he get to the 18 yard box?

They always lie man, Ronaldo’s true peak lies somewhere between 2014-18, when he realised his limitations as a footballer, and started to focus only on 10 yard circle inside the box.

@AgagleFidel "Welcome to the club" type shid. The thing dey funny me forkin 😂😂😂

@PalPyroVolvio 🤣🤣🤣 Olu understood what happened there “It’s time to leave the game”

Olu laughing is killing me 😂😂😂😂

@IamboampongJun Zabaleta is a better human than I am. I'd have jumped on oluman, give him a dirty knock. 😂😂

@PalPyroVolvio 😂😂😂😂😂

@sports_Zlatan These are the same people who admire Ramos and use him to describe peak defending, and they love to watch Rudiger constantly rattle Haaland btw

So bullying and shithousery in football is now racism? Wow… make it make sense. Is this rule only for Argentina or every country gets the same energy? Because last I checked, mind games, aggression, and rough play have always been part of football. We’ve normalized it for years. But suddenly, it’s racism? Let’s be honest, there’s a line. If a player is verbally abused with racist language, that’s unacceptable. No debate. But if it’s physical pressure, banter, or players getting in your head, that’s football. That’s competition. Now a young player gets rattled because opponents are getting under his skin, and the whole narrative jumps straight to “Argentina is racist again”? Why must everything be dragged back to history like that’s the only lens we can use? Every country has a past they’re not proud of. Imagine calling Ghanaians “stupid” today because of colonization, how does that even make sense? So why do we keep doing the same thing to others? And please, don’t twist it into “you’re defending this because of Lionel Messi.” Miss me with that. We all watched the kind of treatment Messi got from Pepe and Sergio Ramos, elite-level shithousery. Did he cry racism? No. He dealt with it, because that’s football at the highest level. Now it feels like some players know exactly what to react, show emotion, and the media will run with a racism headline instantly. At some point, we have to separate actual racism from football intensity. If everything becomes racism, then nothing is taken seriously anymore. Football is a tough sport. Not everything is a social justice headline.

@topskillsportuk Stop lying fool

🚨💣 Spain coach Luis de la Fuente: 😳❌ “In England, they consider David Raya the best goalkeeper in the world, and here in Spain nobody talks about him,” De la Fuente said. De la Fuente: Raya “is NEVER going to get into the lineup once Unai Simón is there.”

Bruh 😂😂

Como nos humilló este hijo de mil puta. Posiblemente el mejor jugador que vieron mis ojos en vivo.

😅

You go raise millions of dollars for Kurt Okraku and the black stars but you want healthcare workers to improvise and stabilize on the floor

Fred came home from college one night in tears. “Mom… am I adopted?” “Of course not,” she said. “Why would you think that?” Fred showed her his DNA test results — no matches to any relatives, but strong matches to a family on the other side of the city. Shaken, she called her husband. “Honey… Fred took a DNA test, and… I don’t know how to say this… he might not be our son.” “Yeah, obviously,” he replied. “What do you mean, ‘obviously’?” “It was your idea,” he said. “Remember that first night in the hospital? The baby wouldn’t stop screaming and crying. You told me to go change him.” There was a long pause. “Well,” he added, “I think I picked a good one.”

Faking stats again now adding international assists for Olise while keeping Messi’s numbers as club only 😂 shameless This is completely misleading. What even is this comparison? Even if it’s meant to be club only for the season, the numbers should be either 30 vs 23 or 36 vs 27 never 30 vs 28 ▪️ Opta assists Messi 2011–12: 34 (Barcelona 30, Argentina 4) Olise 2025–26: 24 (Bayern 23, France 1) ▪️ Non Opta assists Messi 2011–12: 41 (Barcelona 36, Argentina 5) Olise 2025–26: 29 (Bayern 27, France 2) So they’re using Opta assists to downplay Messi while using non Opta assists to boost Olise? Pick one clear standard and stick to it. Do proper research instead of pushing misleading stats. Records will eventually be broken no need to twist numbers to force the narrative Olise’s totals include Bayern and France rebound assists and even assists to own goals while Messi’s are pure Opta and don’t even fully reflect his Argentina numbers that season 😂 Messi’s record will be beaten one day like all records but faking stats just to push it and farm engagement is embarrassing!

"horrendous take" una Here is him butt ass naked thinking about messi lmaoo