Paruke

@AfricaFirsts Speak for your self please....

We all are supporting Bafana Bafana of South Africa 🇿🇦 against Czechia today right?

@Micky_right xenophobic xenophobia xenophobicians.....

Which African Team Is The Most Disappointing Team At The World Cup So Far?

@Theoladeledada Them no de throwaway water with pikin inside bowl. Ghana na our blood brother way like to do anyhow. make we forgive them today.

If Ghana lose against Panama, we cook them. If Ghana win, we celebrate them here in Nigeria as one of us, since they are a west African country and we channel our cooking on Sithole’s South Africa.

@Reportpolicypro In a better place now. thanks to God.

@Parukee Have you gotte𝒏 A𝒏y solutio𝒏 yet ?

I saw my former tailor today that borrowed ₦150,000 from me in 2023. After collecting the money, she paid just ₦20,000 and disappeared. She blocked me on WhatsApp, moved from her house and I didn't have her new address. Today I finally ran into her after 3 years. She wasn't even sorry. She told me she is trying to survive and didn't have money to pay anybody's debt. That bank apps are even tired of disgracing her Then she gave me her address and said if I like, I should come and arrest her and take her to court. She said "I dey owe no dey go jail"😂😂😂

@nganjone98403 Is like everything favors messi somehow somehow and I just feel sorry for Ronaldo. I wish he could have retired 4 years ago from national duties. Even when Messi is at fault, they overlook it.

How do idiots expect CR7 to be doing what he was doing at 25/30…The GOAT is 41, time moves for everyone even legends. And no don’t tell me about Messi while he should’ve seen RED! The whole 🇵🇹 team stinked up the gaff.. 🚮

My Childhood friend in Scotland suddenly came to Naija and appeared at my door one evening. I was shocked seeing him because before he travels most times he would notify me. When I asked him whats up? He replied that he came to see a girl's family he wants to settle down with and he was so keen getting married that year, this was 2021. Asked about the babe and he told me she was in unilag final year. He met her the last time he was in Naija and they have been chatting ever since. As we continued talking, he pointed out to the places they have been and how the girl preferred the island for their meeting. Guy hold better pepper. spending wasn't a problem. In all his storyline, I felt something wasn't clicking but couldn't point it out. My only advice was why not get a baby over there in the uk and settle down? One excuse or the other. After he left that day, we spoke more on phone and within 2 weeks he was back to in the UK. Like 2 months after, he called and said "its like your advice to settle with a UK babe is good oh". I asked wetin happen? Guy man said his mum went to see this babe's people on their home at Jakande Isolo and the parents of the girl told his mum that my guy would settle all the bills. They just kept talking about money, money and more money to do this and that. My guy's mum is daughter of the soil, so her eyes are really opened to the silent things people aren't seeing. She just kept nodding her head all through. Immediately it was over, even before she walked to her car, she already sent a chat to her son with this same exact words, "Omo mi, this family will never be my In-laws, face front in UK". My guy understood and they talked later. He called the girl afterwards and ended things with her. This girl legit told my guy in pidgin that "many richer men de outside and they Will come for her". My guy shocked! Exactly 8 months later, he called me and said he was married in the UK to a lady he met at a seminar and less than 20 people were in attendance. Wife's parents were based in UK and he invited only a friend whom he met while running his masters there. Simple wedding, less expenses. Wedding was more like a dinner gathering. On Monday this week, on my way to work, someone tapped me from behind in the bus I boarded. I turned and saw a friend to my guy's ex. We exchanged some pleasantries and after we got down, we talked for about 10 mins. Asked about my guy, I told her he's been married for almost 6 years now. I Asked if her friend didn't tell her? She said no and that the ex blocked my guy ever since. As we got talking, she dropped a bomb. Those people she presented as parents weren't hers, not even related. They were in business to milk and dump. Her real parents were somewhere in Osun state. My mouth open for like 3 minutes, words no come out.

@OS_Adams @JustEniola01 I didn't even write most of the stuff that happened because I was tired typing.

@Parukee @JustEniola01 Wow,…you really type all this thing o

Everytime my cousin, Jason gets chastised by his parents, he calls the cops on them. He tells the cops that they want to end him on top small spanking o. When he finished basic 6, his parents sent him to Nigeria for the first time to his maternal grandmother. After 2 months, Jason started crying and begging his parents to bring him back to Canada.😂 After much dialogue, Jason returned to Canada to his parents. Once he got to JSS3, he started his usual rebellious behavior. This time around, they sent him back to Nigeria again and never looked back. Jason is currently in a university here, studying engineering. 🤣🤣

@imohumoren in multitudes sef.....

Nigeria mess up sha. Our diaspora in US and Canada would have turned up

@DejBoujee Home = Norway

What’s your predictions Iraq vs Norway. I’ll go first, 2-0 in favour of the Norwegian 🇳🇴

@therealmaf_ You did.... Nepotism is a disease

He called it ridiculous. I reminded him that I was replaceable. Three days later, they paid every cent. The funniest part? The company wasn't struggling at all. A former coworker later told me management had fired me because my boss wanted to hire his nephew. The nephew lasted two weeks. My boss lasted three months. The company lost several major clients. And the man who told me I was replaceable ended up being replaced himself. Did I make the right call ? Anonymous

My boss fired me on a Friday afternoon because he said the company was "struggling." I didn't argue. I packed my things, shook his hand, and left. The part he didn't know? I was the only employee who knew how to access several critical client accounts. For three years, I had begged management to let me document everything. Every single time, they told me the same thing: "Stop worrying so much. You're replaceable ." Apparently, I was…

@_anuboye Just say the time difference is the problem.

Respectfully… I want the Premier League back. This World Cup isn’t moving me. 😭

@ziecity someday

The way Africans are approaching this World Cup games. An African team might end up winning this World Cup

@Wizarab10 Africa is rising. The African teams now no send Brazil or France. Even if you will wi us, it wouldn't be like the embarrassment of those earlier years where you totally dominate us.

Nobody don mark France like this before. They cannot believe their eyes. You dey whine Senegalese fitness?

@boye4christ2006 We Africans are supporting Senegal tonight...

I went to the office today physically, when I was returning to where I packed my car, I met an high school boy who asked me about the direction of the train station and fortunately for him that was where I packed. So I told him, let’s continue walking and he now ask me who I wanted to win between France and Senegal tonight, I said “Senegal”. He said he’s a Senegalese 🇸🇳 and his dad told him how Senegal beat France in 2002. I told him that I watched it that year. Obviously, he wasn’t born yet then. So could Senegal upset France 🇫🇷 tonight. What are your predictions?

@Taiyelo_lu @JustEniola01 oh, sorry.. I will delete this now.

@Parukee @JustEniola01 Nawa o 😭 I wasn't replying you na It was her own write up

@WorkElizab She probably lost out being a kid.. Maybe her parents deprived her childhood.

@Taiyelo_lu @JustEniola01 Olodo, where you see Jss 3 or Jss 3 in Canada? Where did you even see Canada in this write up?

@JustEniola01 @Parukee "jss3 for Canada" 😂😂😂😂

@JustEniola01 I even didn't say somethings that happened. Was tired typing. You welcome.

@Parukee Thank you for sharing this. Maybe they will stop calling me a liar now🤣🤣