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Assassin Duo killing Haiper because when they arrived he said "Never in my life my smile faded this fast" LMAO Haiper: I saw Ash & I was like OMG and then I saw a cockroach behind him. Now I'm fucking stuck in spawn, thanks to Ashswag! #QSMP2 #Haiper #Ashswag #Ewron

when you and your buddy have ONE job #assassinduo #qsmp2

Lifesteal fans after saying they're not like other fans:

@cadet_yes his entire thing is not being able to be perfect, is that not the entire definition of a mary sue? 😭

i’m gonna be honest, i understand the complains about q!ash being “too overpowered” or a “mary sue” but like. at the end of the day, it’s just a block game frfr! and also that’s my streamer, so even if he WERE a mary sue, i wouldn’t gaf. in fact, i’d support him

whomadethisguyapriest

this is what i imagine its like being a trans man and having a friend group of cis men

haiper is cute and small

okay so here are 2 possibilities of tomorrow’s stream with Ash: 1) QSMP - Talking with Aldo - Talking with Haiper, if he’ll be on - Summoning Ghosty again with Ewron 2) Remembers that he was planning to do backrooms with Squiddo so everything is scrapped to Saturday😭😭😭

lowkey q!ash and q!ewron today

lifesteal world only having one mace can we get a peace trials 2.0

tf is my Uber driver taking me bro #qsmp2 #ewron

@soliloquirk i watched the video this morning and was wondering if i was being dramatic for thinking this, squiddos hard work being overshadowed by another man’s seriously icked me out

my eye twitched at the line about wifies. does good arg/unfiction writing not exist outside of his channel or do people get genuinely surprised when someone who isn’t a cis man writes a good story

Q!aldo fans don’t even defend him anymore they just look at you like this

Tubbo just straight bullshitting flying this plane 😭

q!Ewron: your heart is safe q!Ash: i don’t care about it q!Ewron: you should, it’s your heart

Too all the mods of the non ls players in this event GOOD FUCKING LUCK....

assassin duo is genuinely just. a bunch of fanfic tropes rolled into one dynamic. because wdym they have - us against the world (killing everyone) - secret relationship (at first) - souls bonded together somehow - one owns the other’s literal heart - coparenting kinda

they’re on tiktok slandering in ways we haven’t even heard of yet

The concept of ash being active on lifesteal...