What's your GoodyBag?

Physiotherapist = Ashawo White Snowball = fufu Terrestrial Shrimp=Snail CheeseSoup= Egusi Deaconess = prostitute Online church program = chudai Hybrid zobo = skoochies Ugwu Vendor = Weed Plug Tony Stark =Iron Condemn Vibranium = Metal Scrap Abbatoir = bathroom Pharmaceutical Sock = Condom Dr Strange = Babalawo School Portal = Pornhub What else is missing?😂

@elliot_solution @buisilyfe Chance ke? That man has fully lived, and will kpai peacefully

@buisilyfe Kama still has a chance so far as he is still alive.

A nigerian journalist was getting too close to a story that would implicate the military president and his wife in drug trafficking. The military intelligence called him in for questioning. Two days later they called his house to confirm he was home. 40 minutes after that call a parcel arrived at his door. It was marked “From the Commander in Chief.” His young son brought it to him at the breakfast table. Giwa the journalist said “this must be from the President” and tried to open it. It exploded on his lap. 💔 His last words on the way to hospital were “they have got me.” He died at 39. Nobody has been convicted 39 years later. The man suspected of delivering the bomb later became Military Governor of Lagos State. 💀🇳🇬

@The_Great_Wale @BishopBoye Go and read about Ita Giwa. No put another man for trouble

@BishopBoye That’s rude. I find it shocking, hence my question. You could have answered or ignored.

@D_imole @taiyehassan7 @KwankwasoRM Calm down o! The man hasn't said he will be joining ADC.

@taiyehassan7 @KwankwasoRM Guess your BP has risen above normal with the resignation. Why are you so concerned?? APC DID NOT SEE THIS COMING

PRESS STATEMENT 29-03-2026 RESIGNATION FROM THE NEW NIGERIA PEOPLE’S PARTY (NNPP) I wish to formally announce my resignation from the New Nigeria People’s Party (NNPP) with immediate effect. I seize this opportunity to express my profound gratitude for the honour and privilege of serving as the Party’s National Leader and its Presidential Candidate in the 2023 General Elections. As a committed and bonafide member of the party, this was not an easy decision to make. However, considering the current trajectory of the nation’s political landscape, which calls for strategic realignment, I have found it necessary to identify with another political platform that offers the best opportunity to effectively change the nation. I extend my deepest appreciation to the National Chairman, Ajuji Ahmed and the entire National Working Committee for their steadfast support throughout my time. I also thank the Board of Trustees, the National Executive Committee, and all levels of leadership across the party — from the ward to the state level, as well as the legacy members of the party and all followers of the Kwankwasiyya Movement for their dedication and commitment to our shared mission. We shall continue to collaborate and work together towards charting a better and more prosperous future for our dear nation. Signed, Sen. Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso, PhD, FNSE Former Kano State Governor, 2023 Presidential Candidate, New Nigeria People’s Party (NNPP)

Victor Boniface revealed that his best friend in football, Jeremie Frimpong, once advised him not to join Bayer Leverkusen, calling the club ‘sh*t.’ Despite that, Boniface accepted the move and even told the coach about the conversation during his first meeting at the club

@Latifat_writes Who the hell is this Nkita dude?

I do tell my friends during exams, "No be say I no fit cheat o. I fit go try am now make God use me do example." If only I knew, I would have brought that mindset to this space. Imagine commenting on Nikitabier post for the first time and boom; he blocked me. My first blocking on this app came from someone who's handling the system. You all should beg him for me. I promise not to engage in his post again. This is my only social media account, and I don't want it to be gone any moment from now. 😭

@dflexprince @IyelolaIge Isn't this El Charro from GBOP that year?

@IyelolaIge This made me remember when we contributed money to clear one big bushy land(a mid-size python was killed in that same bush) that had been lying fallow for years for football... few weeks later, someone had bought the land and started building on it.. end of the mini stadium.

I went to play football this morning. Got to our usual spot and met a brand new gate and fresh fences. Locked. I asked people around what happened. They said the man who owns the building beside the land bought it. Not to build anything. Just to stop our noise. Also because some of the guys play in boxers and he doesn't want his daughters seeing them. I stood there. "You mean this man bought land worth 100 million plus… because of disturbance?" They said he has nothing to do with it, according to him. He just bought it to shut us down. I picked up my boot quietly. And started walking home. Whoever you are, Na money you get. You no be God.

@NBenson57814 @zeesol16 @EzekielOluwada6 @IyelolaIge @gwise247 He'll fvcking buy it off... And rightly so

@zeesol16 @EzekielOluwada6 @IyelolaIge @gwise247 Okay so what happen if it's a bar or club that is there?

The guy she was cheating with whom she has known for 3 months messaged me and asked me to leave his girlfriend that they are planning to marry, someone I have been dating for 4yrs. When he told me they have known for like 3 months, I asked him if 3 months was enough to marry someone, he said he loves her, I said okay. The guy even sent me private videos I did with my girl that were in my girl's phone which he took without her knowing as a prove that he has caught her cheating on him. I called my girl that night to ask if she knows the number because I told her the number chatted me, she said it was a girl. I pressed further, she then accepted it was a guy but they are not doing anything. I ended the call, message the guy to meet me in person the next day. I drove to the venue, when the guy saw me he greeted me with two hands and called me "boss good afternoon sir", me self weak. When I gave the guy the details of our relationship, the guy begged me that he would like us to join hands run the girl street. We can even be running threesome, I told him to relax. The guy even apologized to me join. He showed me the sex videos with him and my babe, I took all of them from him. When he was leaving I gave him 20k to pay transport. The guy probably told the my girl and asked her to stay away from him, she came to my house crying and begging. I asked my gateman to open the gate for her, I welcomed home and assured her that I have forgiven her. Three months after the incident, I went to her place with my people and requested for marriage list, which they gave me. Then I made up a story with my friend of how my business has been bad and customs seized my goods, my lubricant business in PH folded. She even went to PH with me to meet my sales girl. Ever since then she has been the one providing for me. I made her move in with me after her rent expired so that we can spend the rent money. She has given me money 3 times to try some businesses and I just paid in the money into my account and told her the businesses failed. She fuels my car, provide every single thing that we use in the house. Buys me clothes and other things. Give me pocket money. She is hoping that things will get better tomorrow and I will marry her. I really spent money on this girl then. Well, I have taking more than I gave to her. I want to take away all her time. It's almost 3yrs since the cheating incidence happened. She has lived with me for almost 2years now and have had 7 abortions. Once she completes 5years of living with me and taking care of me, by then she will be 31yrs, I will then break up with her and send her out of my house, then marry within 2 months after that. I'm already dating the girl I intend to marry.

@Nigeriangod_ This is so sad. Chidi was my very good friend. I was hoping to get information about the process involved or requirement needed in ensuring he got justice, until I heard he was buried without any clarifications. I just took it that his parents decided to let the matter slide

Here’s the backstory and how his father sabotaged his son getting the required Justice he deserves. Chidi was invited by a girl whom he has been publicly replying her post on X for a skit, he was told he would be acting the role of a Prince in the skit,note he was never a content creator but someone who is verse in the crypto world hence his nickname “KryptoKnight”, he was very skeptical of going there cos he made a video that day that he’s hungry and does not know maybe he should eat first or go to the location for the shoot. He proceeded to the address he was given and met with the girl and her crew for the first time that day and his script giving to him, later that night he said he’s hungry and on their way out to get the food, he was attacked by some group of guys and his stomach was sliced opened and left to bleed on the road till life left him, this same girl he met on X came to act ignorantly and posted that she saw his dead body lying lifeless on the road and that anyone who knows him should please get to the police station at Mpappe in Abuja, people did investigation and saw that they’ve both been talking cos their timelines shows that, the person I sent to Abuja confirm the police arrested the girl and her crew so his dad was informed and I duly told him that his son will get Justice and he should brief me about everything.the girl was used to lure Chidi out to that he can be murdered by someone whom he had issues with,the girls first lied that it was Fulani herdsmen that attacked them and killed Chidi but later changed their stories.The dad initially after getting to Abuja was briefing me until he suddenly told me to stop any conversations about his son on X which I told everyone to and that’s how the case went cold, no hearing from the dad even if I call him he would answer me angrily, there was a time I saw friends of him were donating money into his dad’s account I called his attentions to it cos I know his parents have been divorced for years and nothing would get to the mother but he was basically just shouting at me that he didn’t give anyone his account number I just played it cool. Chidi mom has been his biggest supporter and if that woman had 100k, Chidi is taking 99k of her money, only her was sponsoring his education single-handedly and went he said he’s relocating to Abuja for greener pastures she supported him in prayers and financially so I was surprised when friends were donating money for his father alone. Because of the way the father wasn’t communicating with me to know the state of the case, the case was changed, no autopsy was done on Chidi,his body was released to his dad for him to bury his son, I wasn’t informed until when Chidi was buried and someone called my attention to it, today those whom murdered Chidi have been set free and living their lives, the soul of the person they murdered is wandering the face of the earth and seeking Justice, I have not stopped thinking about him cos how can a kind soul be murdered and the father did everything for his son not to get Justice, today the mom is a shadow of her once bubbling self😢.

@Nigeriangod_ @CharleyMufasa

He stepped in alone… and walked out as the best 🏆🔥 1v1. No excuses. No teammates. Just pure skill. Proud is an understatement 💯 Africa got talent fr Next is pro..@kossyleee

I’ll never understand the concept of a homosexual relationship and one person’s cosplaying the gender they don’t want to be with. It defeats the entire purpose.

Someone said he hasn't gotten 1k views ever since he created his account. Guess what? He has a bluetick. I checked his page and scrolled down a little, but all I saw were reposted tweets and a few motivational tweets he made. Lmao, who told him the system works like that? When I came back January for this account, I was at 30+ followers. I heard about the monetization program, so I decided to give it a try. I started with a follow for follow method, and I failed. I was told I needed a bluetick to survive in the new street of X, and as the risk taker I was, I subscribed to my first blue tick with my allowance. (I saw shege banza that week) I tried the "Follow for follow" method again; It worked by increasing my followers, but my impression was nothing to write about. My first banger post was 20k+ The post wasn't planned. Just a random re-qoute and boom, it boomed! It was sweet at first. I replied to almost all the comments under the post, and the more I replied, the more it kept on gaining visibility. I tried to keep up with the momentum, but I got exhausted. I found out I wasn't creating from a point of authenticity. I was just creating to please. I paused. I observed. I shake my head. And I went offline for a while. I came back after my bluetick expired. I did not feel the need to compete. I did not feel the need to pressure myself looking for a certain number of impressions and verified users. I just create. During those moments, I tasted the sweetness of reading posts without rushing to comment or engage. The first posted I quoted with a calm mind did 200k+ views. I tried it again with another post, and I got 2.3M views. The pattern clocked, and I sticked to it. I was able to pull 6M+ views during those moments, and I only got to realize when I resuscribe. Guess what worked? Storytelling! Posting motivational tweets is not bad, but posting it every day isn't ideal. Oga rest, motivation is not a solution. We need something realistic. Talk about your experiences. Talk about something we can relate to. It can be school, work, likes, and dislikes. Just create from within so people can feel the rhythm. Another thing you need to practice is OBSERVATION. Don't just create. The worst thing that can happen to your content is not getting attention at all. Observe your TL. Observe when your mutuals are active. Hook them not with a perfect tweet, but something that will make them stop and say, "this makes sense." Well, this isn't a lecture. This is a slice of the masterpiece I got while growing this page. Guess what? I'm no longer that creator sitting on 30 followers. 🙈 I just checked my analytics, and I have pulled 2k+ followers and over 6M views over the few weeks. I did this not with ragebaiting contents. I did it with something I would never get tired of doing(storytelling). I'm still creating. I'm still learning, and the most important thing is that "I'm growing!"

Doku's video announcement of his first child with his wife at the Etihad. Family and friends watching on the big screen.

@izuranking @iamonclejoe @dudubody Who TF is mavo?

@iamonclejoe @dudubody Will you say Current Mavo is bigger than omah lay since Mavo is the new rave?

There was never a time Runtown was bigger than Burna Boy

Facts about men that don’t like birthdays: - They are low maintenance - They like being alone - They’re used to making themselves happy - They measure life in progress and not dates. - They pour into others more than they receive. - They don’t like drama.

@Ndubuisi_23 @Teeniiola Lmao. People fake their de@ths to chase clout, you dey talk about faking cancer

It's insensitive of people saying she's joking because why would she joke with breast cancer as a woman? Countless women had died of breast cancer, including a popular vendor on this app. I don't think any woman in her right senses will chase clout with breast cancer. It's mockery to those who died of breast cancer.

My name is Okoro Blessing Nkiruka, popularly known as Blessing CEO. I’ve been diagnosed with br£ast c@ncer. At this point, an urgent surgery, possibly a mastectomy is needed to stop the spread or determine how far it has gone if one of the br£asts is removed. It was a hard decision to come here and ask for help. Nothing is too small to contribute. Thank you so much.” — Blessing CEO cr!es out in pa!n

“Why should petrol be expensive in a country that produces it? if it's not a sign of fa!lure, Why is the w@r in Iran affecting Nigeria, a major producer of oil?” - Dele Farotimi.