Caroline Read

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Caroline Read

@ReadCaro

Free range ginger. Marketing officer and freelance writer. Once stagedived at a Napalm Death gig - now more likely to be found gardening 🤘

Pembury, Tunbridge Wells Joined Eylül 2010

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Caroline Read@ReadCaro·24 Haz

We stayed here last summer and can confirm that it's SUPER ❤

WriteSouthWestScotland@SE2SWretreat

Our cottage is looking absolutely beautiful today. Still two bits of July available, 2nd-8th & 15th-22nd. Writers’ rate £750 a week (sleeps 6 in 3 bedrooms, 2 sitting rooms, 2 bathrooms: desks everywhere except the bathrooms). RTs welcome. ❤️sw🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Caroline Read@ReadCaro·10 Mar

Something weird and wonderful is coming to @DockyardChatham 🤩

Dockyard Chatham@DockyardChatham

Coming soon to our incredible 3 Slip gallery at the Dockyard...

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Caroline Read@ReadCaro·13 Şub

I haven't tweeted for ages. Look Twitter; I have kittens 🥰

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Caroline Read@ReadCaro·27 Oca

@JustEatUK Hi. It would be great if your driver picked up our food at some point. The restaurant says it's been sitting there for an hour.

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ALASTAIR CAMPBELL@campbellclaret·20 Kas

Petition: We call upon the Government to hold a Public Inquiry into the impact of Brexit petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6282…

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Martin Lewis@MartinSLewis·17 Kas

My instant budget (autumn statement) summary & analysis. Tax, pensions, benefits, energy bills, mortgages, rents & more. Feel free to share. Subtitled version to follow shortly via: youtube.com/watch?v=Q-nkEK…

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Caroline Read@ReadCaro·2 Kas

Edenbridge Bonfire Society does it again. Right down to the lettuce 🥬

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Liz Truss has been unveiled as this year's Guy to be burned at Edenbridge Bonfire Society's celebrations. The 11-metre effigy will go up in flames alongside an effigy of Guy Fawkes on Saturday 5th November.

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Caroline Read@ReadCaro·1 Kas

Way to completely misjudge the glaringly obvious national mood, Matt Hancock. #ImACeleb

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emily m@maitlis·31 Eki

Bluntly ,the immigration numbers have grown bigger since Brexit not smaller. The reason is not “ marauding criminal gangs “ ( more than 80% whose cases are heard are ultimately granted asylum) but a break down in relations with France and others ..

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Caroline Read@ReadCaro·31 Eki

Hi @NatWest_Help I was offered an automatic callback as the phone queue to the mortgage team was half an hour long. But no callback after 3 hours? Is it not coming then?

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Caroline Read@ReadCaro·27 Eki

@flangewrapper Take note, this is cutting edge beer marketing stuff. I drank some of this beer today (despite being a lady) and straight away it made me want to be the best.

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Caroline Read@ReadCaro·27 Eki

Belgian beer. Exclusively for men?

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Caroline Read@ReadCaro·26 Eki

I'm in Belgium, where the doggy park signs aren't leaving anything to the imagination

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Kent Life@kentlife·21 Eki

Get Christmas ready with the November Issue of Kent Life 🎄✨ Available to buy today either: Direct from bit.ly/2T8CtTh In all good stockist - store finder seymour.co.uk/storefinder/ Or subscribe to our print and digital subscription pack greatbritishlife.co.uk/subscribe/kent

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Tofu Marketing Board@Tofu_Marketing·19 Eki

Welcome to our new Head of Customer Services. #tofueatingwokerati

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Tom Davidson@TomDavidson09·20 Eki

'who was prime minister when Queen Elizabeth II died' is going to be a great pub quiz question in 50 years

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Fiona Millar@schooltruth·19 Eki

Let’s just skip Rishi Sunak and go straight to Keir Starmer.

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Jay Rayner@jayrayner1·14 Eki

Looks like Jeremy Hunt is about to find out what it's like to be a sentient deckchair, rearranged on the Titantic.

Tom Newton Dunn@tnewtondunn

I hear Jeremy Hunt is top of Truss’s list to be her new Chancellor. Grey beard unity candidate, reaches out to the party left. Let’s see if he agrees.

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Caroline Read@ReadCaro·14 Eki

#GeneralElection

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