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@RealManInCharge
Unintentionally ironic, highly opinionated caricature of myself.
Joined Temmuz 2017
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@jsguitargeek Literally half my company.
Thankfully they’re young and had mild cases.
Unfortunately my wife has several students with family members who died.
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Good morning to everyone - hope you make better decisions than a certain someone did yesterday 👇
Bethanne@ElizabethKlave3
Im in a small cty in FL. We rarely see the craziness that the rest of the country does. That changed today. About 1 mi from me an idiot in a Hummer pulled up to the gas pumps and filled a Rubbermaid container full of gas. Put it in his car and lit up a cigarette. Hummer destroyed
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Funny, if we didn’t have a pipeline we would still have gas transported to the stations by other means, just without the risk of a ransomware attack.
It’s not that pipelines are “evil”, they’re just easy targets for ‘cat’astrophe. 🤷♂️
Catturd ™@catturd2
I can’t lie ... watching all the Democrat voting “pipelines are evil” crowd sitting at gas stations for hours praying that a pipeline will bring them some gas - makes me laugh my ass off.
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Me: Sorry, not gonna make it in to work today
Boss: You sick?
Me: No.
Boss: Someone die?
Me: No.
Boss: Why can’t you come in?
Me: Billy Ray bought all the gosh darn gasoline
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@TommySm40656932 Yea, why bother asking asking people’s opinions when it’s so much easier to just pretend everyone agrees with you.
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@RealRobCropton @jayala_78 @davidmweissman @JoeBiden Yeah because polls never skewed against Trump. The polls were always accurate with Trump, eyeroll. Polls are a complete joke at this point.
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@evriley @josho25 @charliekirk11 In 2018 under under the guise of election integrity Brian Kemp purged hundreds of thousands of eligible voters from voter roles ahead of his gubernatorial election.
Georgia doesn’t allow same day registration so thousands of legal voters showed up only to find they couldn’t vote.
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@josho25 @charliekirk11 What makes election integrity ‘suppression’? We are not telling people not to vote. So what makes it suppression?
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However you feel about Trump running in 2024, it’s a moot point unless Republicans get serious about election integrity.
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The cognitive dissonance required to put out this statement is astounding.
CPAC@CPAC
We have just learned that someone we invited to CPAC has expressed reprehensible views that have no home with our conference or our organization. The individual will not be participating at our conference.
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@Colbywinters The only thing fake about this fact is that it was cocaine, not heroin.
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All the dwarves were herion addicts. And "snow" white was their dealer
#FakeDisneyVillainFacts
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Cat riding a Roomba pirate ship is the video you didn’t know you needed today.
Sound Up 🔈🔈🔈
twitter.com/TheAlanRichard…
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@Epic_Buns @LotFarts @ElijahSchaffer If you read the original article this one was based on, the father believed he was upset about having broken his brand new monitor.
But no.. let’s blame the DuMbOcRaTs
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They hate our children - this is by design - welcome to The Great Reset everybody
New York Post@nypost
Texas boy, 12, hangs himself after battling depression amid COVID-19 trib.al/ztdXgln
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@ElijahSchaffer That’s a personal issue you’re trying to politicize, but if you must, be realistic.
That suicide happened in a right wing state during a right wing presidency and the right has never cared about mental health.
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@johnjoe @DerLeopard70 @ElijahSchaffer The joke is that they person making the meme thinks that covid-19 is a non-existent media created boogie man because they are in the business of creating a non-existent deep state boogie man and are too caught up in their own lies to realize that real problems actually exists.
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They didn’t understand the joke & flagged a meme as “false”
How can we take these fact checkers seriously?
We aren’t supposed to
They just want to give conservative accounts enough “fact checks” to reduce their algorithmic reach
It’s a censorship back door & it’s working
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@SydneyBattle I was born 6 weeks late and almost 12lbs, but made up for it by sleeping through the night from birth so my mother could recover.
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i was born on my due date and i was only 5 pounds. it’s called being considerate & respecting ur mother
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@ricktherealross The guy literally can’t get involved in the Biden case. You’re just trying to find a nefarious connection that doesn’t exist.
Hunter hired a guy firm that had good lawyers.
Joe hired a from the same firm that had good lawyers.
It’s like everything is 6 degrees of Hunter Biden
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@ricktherealross Read the article, McQuad isn’t even allowed to be involved in any cases associated with his old business.
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