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My Blue Jays bingo card didn’t have Heineman pitching his second relief inning of the season on March 30.

@FemaleJaysFan Tyler Heineman doesn’t have his best stuff tonight.

what in the alek manoah is going on with this team tonight

If I’m Brendan Little, I’m just happy knowing I’m now guaranteed a spot on the Blue Jays big league roster.

@thegoldenmuzzy The Jays had pitching depth. They don’t anymore.

Such a strange sequence for Cody Ponce. Good thing the Blue Jays have pitching depth. Didn't look good.

@JohnnyGiunta_ What’s insane to me is people with a soap box shitting on Berrios for no reason.

It has been to my attention Jose Berrios wasn’t at opening weekend and here’s my take on it: I’m tired of giving a fuck and if we see him we see him. I don’t really care anymore about what he does personally

The Blue Jays IL starting rotation is officially better than many teams actual rotation. #BlueJays50

@SleeperMLB @SleeperMets This is the kind of loser take that the lowest tier of fans latch onto. Bo isn’t a very good defensive player. He’s not good at SS so he won’t be strong at 3B. But he’s one of the best hitters in baseball. Mets fans booing him now are exposing their lack of baseball knowledge

The Mets paid Bo Bichette $42M for him to start the season: 0/4 + 3 Ks 1/5 + 2 Ks 0/4 + 3 Ks ROUGH START for Bo 😬

It’s been a while since I’ve been this excited about Jesus on a Sunday. #BlueJays #BlueJays50

@FemaleJaysFan @DesireeAmerica4 As someone who has a disability, thank you. But even if we assume he’s not disabled, why is a subset of men still wearing something like deadlifting bags of trash as a badge of honour? If there’s a better way to work that isn’t going to cause injury, isn’t that progress?

@DesireeAmerica4 Who cares. He might be handicapped. Focus on yourself and let other people do what they want or need to do.

A Chick-fil-A employee using a mechanical lift to throw away a single trash bag just sparked a massive culture war. ​Blue-collar workers filmed it from above, laughing and saying modern men have gotten completely soft. Half the internet agrees, bragging about slinging 50lb boxes into trailers by hand all day. ​The other half says Chick-fil-A is brilliant. Fast-food trash is incredibly heavy, and this machine saves employees' backs while preventing massive workers' comp lawsuits. ​Are we becoming a weak society, or is this just smart corporate safety?

@MichelleLydiaM The Jays defense is infinitely better with Andres at SS, and potentially just as good with Okamoto. If Bo had agreed to play 2B maybe they’d have brought him back… but not for $126 million over 3 years. That contract is insane.

Wow. The Jays were DONE with Bo. Andres was told to be ready to play short in November!! Wow.

OFFSEASON ME: Maybe we were too harsh on Jeff Hoffman and Brendan Little last season. MARCH 28 ME:

Oh and nbd but the two Max Muncys have the same birthdays and were both drafted by Oakland, and the two Rougned Odors are freaking brothers

I will never get over the fact there are two players named Max Muncy in MLB at the same time. Doesn’t hit quite as hard as the Rangers having two Rougned Odors at the same time, but it’s close.

This is a ridiculous oversight @BlueJays. Needs to be fixed #BlueJays50

@FemaleJaysFan You deserve to finish first. 🤭

Just beginning a 14 mile (22.5km) treadmill training run. Who finishes first? Me? Or today's jays game? 👀🤭 #bluejays50

@FemaleJaysFan The fact that your survey results don’t show full zip well it in front seems like madness to me.

Which kind of hoodie is superior? 👕

Man, how I missed Jeff Hoffman.

So, Okamoto’s gonna be ok at 3B it seems. #BlueJays

@FemaleJaysFan @kndalglish All Timbits are welcome to pass through my colon any time they’d like

@kndalglish Not at all. The white ones have no taste. They're like eating little balls of wonderbread. Waste of calories and valuable real estate in my colon.

Not to be racist but I'm not interested in eating any of the plain white timbits sorry 😐

@FemaleJaysFan YOLO

not buying this is taking all the restraint i have left so pls nobody tempt me when i’m in a yes mood