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Yᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ sᴜsᴘᴇɴᴅ ᴀɴ ɪᴅᴇᴀ. I sɪᴍᴘʟʏ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ. 🍷

The adoption history of dhobi/Vadapaw fans stans this week: May 27: Travis Head is our father 😭 May 28: SRH lost 15y Vaibhav is real father 🍼 May 29: RR choked Shubman Gill save us.🙏 Changing fathers 3 times in 3 days just praying for an RCB downfall. Shameless circus. 🤡

@DarkXVG Vada Pao sellers delivering more consistently in Mumbai than his bat did all season. 😭

@ReignOfBateman Vada pao sellers act as the main pr... Always promote him ❤️❤️

His PR machinery works way harder than his bat ever did this season. Making Hardik the sole villain is the greatest cover-up in IPL history. 😭

@playitsami Raste mein hoon bs traffic or zindagi se lad kar aa raha hun 🏃‍♂️

Jaldi aao jaao like mat krte baitho 😔

@yashanshu16 Vaibhav suryavanshi is greater than Rohit Sharma .

उम्र भले ही छोटी हो उसकी, लेकिन खेल में बड़ा नाम बना रहा है, वैभव सूर्यवंशी अपने बल्ले से हर दिन नया इतिहास रचा रहा है।🏏🔥 #GTvsRR #RRvsGT

@RCBTweets @Melbourne__82 🌝🌝

𝐊𝐨𝐡𝐥𝐢 𝐜𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐝: they couldn't have said it any better. 😂👀🔥 #PlayBold #ನಮ್ಮRCB #IPL2026

@DarkXVG Ohhhh emotions 🌝

@ReignOfBateman You always be remembered for the fraud splidy Rishab... Missu ...

Nahi rahe Rishabh Pant... ab LSG ke captain 😭

@playitsami Flex karne ka tareeka thoda casual hai 😭

@ReignOfBateman Nhi ekdum sexy lagte type krte waqt

Nakhun kaatna hoga bohot badha diya iss baar 😥

@yashanshu16 Goenka ji ko bhi pyaar chahiye 😭🥺

@ReignOfBateman Goenka Ji bhi kya karte rahte hai Aisa chalega

We hyping national pride for 5.45m pole vault records while these champions are literally hauling 16ft poles on a cheap e-rickshaw. The federation hoards cash while athletes get treated like stray dogs. Stop tweeting fake congratulations if you cannot even provide a basic truck.

@Im_Gun_Park Usme bhi ye aise h acting kregi cringe jaise 😭

@ReignOfBateman this time i trust you bhai isko crime patrol me bhi jail me bethne wali kaidi ka role milega 😭

Trust me guys she's not ugly😭🌝

@pkartik600 Bht jyda 😂

@ReignOfBateman Thoda dark ho gaya💀

Desh ka prime minster hai Teri maa kaa customer nahi 🌝

@Im_Gun_Park Trust me white ghost she is not a Hollywood actress 😭

@ReignOfBateman tumse bada jhuta nahi dekha maine yaar matlab jhut bolne ki bhi hadd hoti h kese bol lete ho itna sharamnaak jhuth

@DarkXVG You mean to say rani 😭

@ReignOfBateman She is R. ndi

@CJP_for_India Screaming Jumla every day doesn't win elections bro. 😭 While you pests spent a decade drafting tweets they built massive highways launched Vande Bharats broke global UPI records, and completely buried you. Keep typing while the adults work. 🪳

Below are the promises of the Narendra Modi government over the past 12 years: 1. 20 million jobs every year (Jumla) 2. Doubling farmers' income (Jumla) 3. Bringing back black money / 15 lakh rupees in accounts (Jumla) 4. Claim to end corruption (Jumla) 5. Promise to reduce inflation (Jumla) 6. "Good days" (Jumla) 7. Cleaning the Ganga (Jumla) 8. Smart City Mission (Jumla) 9. Pucca houses for everyone (Jumla) 10. Eliminating black money and fake currency through demonetization (Jumla) 11. Make in India (Jumla) 12. 100 smart cities and bullet trains (Jumla) 13. Women's safety "Save the girl child, educate the girl child" (Jumla) 15. Strengthening the rupee against the dollar (Jumla)

@Aabhi_x 🌝🌝

@ReignOfBateman 😭😭