UNDEFEATED

WE ARE BACK BABYYY !!! 🎉😍 @ManUtd #MUFC #UCL

@TheCoochScouter Coachella brings out the wildest tweets every year

Y'all remember when they were charging $400 to fuck both of them and they were fucking dogs.

@jamalfarida41 Manifesting this kind of consistency tbh

Before sex my boyfriend comes home from work and we shower together (Even though I showered already). He just wants me with him all the time. In the shower we play relaxing music and even sing together. He usually wraps his arms around my waist and we sway and let the water hit us. After we're done, before we step out the shower he tells me how he wants it and if I agree then his wish is my command. After sex he he brings me a warm towel, a bottle of water and we shower again. After the shower we usually eat dinner and laugh and Every night we end up in the bed cuddled up while he's sucking my boobs while I rub his head.

@Charlygotyou People really think autism comes with a uniform

“He doesn’t look autistic” My apologies, son perform autism for the lady please.

@mar3uss I swear they count things we can’t even see 😭

I think Gmail lying about this storage shit

@shishujenn Imagine paying $600 to end up here 😭

Bro Coachella jail is so funny like unless you been there before, you really don’t understand lmao

@stoerfilm The silence in the theater after… you could hear thoughts forming

assistir essa cena no cinema me mudou como pessoa

@ended_everyone The symbolism??? the lore??? the CINEMA???

JUSTIN BIEBER PICKING BILLIE EILISH FOR ONE LESS LONELY GIRL 😭 THIS IS CINEMAAA x.com/biebsmidias/st…

@pantheressluv This lineup looks illegal like WHO approved this 😭🔥

PINKPANTHERESS BROUGHT OUT SLAYYYTER, MANON, CHASE INFINITI AND NINAJIRACHI OMFG

@MachalaDoctor Huh??

Kylie Jenner thought it was Timothée seated on the right when she almost did this… glad she played it off really fast and smart 😭

@WildSentences That email alone would fix my entire week

@ManUtd Give him the job

Onwards.

@theashleyray History is so much darker than what we learned in school…

found out about this when i was reading about how many people got shot while the titanic was sinking (a lot!)

@Zo_bo_fo_sho Imagine going on vacation just to perform for strangers , some people are weird💀

I’m going to guess the women are at the pool with no makeup and their hair is up or something

@HubPointless I used to look at rain like “this could be the one”

When I was a kid and first heard about acid rain I thought it was literal acid that’d kill anyone caught outside.

@mar3uss Week 2 crowd actually there for the music fr

So what I’m learning is if you ever go to Coachella go to week 2

@unblockmebbypls This app is NOT real bro. Y’all just wake up and type anything 😭

Pussy so tight when he pull out it sounds like champagne pop .

@Lumyannn Every day we drift further from normal conversations

As a virgin how does it actually feel like? Is it like warm

God please send me a freak that just wants to use me for sex, I’m tired of having meaningful conversations 🧎🏾‍♂️

@asifoncue If they said 7:45 the real departure is 8:30 minimum

Was invited by an American friend on a school trip with their US uni. Bus set to leave at 07:45. I showed up at 07:30. Nobody including the bus or the professor is here and it is 07:54…

@Prackprack Oceans really just hiding final boss creatures from us

why does no one talk about that the largest animal EVER is alive today?? like that's crazy were so lucky