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I just woke up, cuddled my babe and smiled. She may be imaginary, but I know she’s always there❤️

Anytime I wan fall in love and I cor remember say the person go dey chop my hard earn money for free, I go just discourage 🤦‍♂️

@Thetalentedbobi cus ehhh😂😂

Anybody way get ulcer this period we go understand 😂💔

@Big_Bestmann fvcking is part of friendship

Nobody talks about how difficult it is to have a female friend without thinking of fucking her.

Unpopular opinion, but relationship isn't gonna work if the girl has more money and substantially more educated.

I’m of the school of thought that the reason we have two kidneys is so we can sell one to make money and achieve financial stability. Abi, how una see am?

As you’re scared of women, be scared of your mum too... because the man you call dad might not even be your real father.

@_Kangchi_8 see watin you use wake up this morning 😭😭

+234 Girls I think it's high time , y'all should stop posting sēx niche tweets, it's getting boring at this point.

IT guy: So now you press any button to continue. Me: *Presses power button.* IT guy:

Male Brain Female Brain

When u date a sugar mummy for money and she sacrifices u for more money

I gotta stop flirting with single mothers, I owe like 6 kids a bicycle.

@OsezIverson aswr

since I started using twitter my data con dey last

But it's sl@very to cook for your man, yeah?

I talk am oh…….😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

BAT and his wife RAT