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Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried, not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed. @realDonaldTrump @StormIsUponUs @striderraven1 @P0A_Triot23

HOFBURG PALACE in Vienna, Austria. Behold TARTARIA! 😍

INCUBATOR BABIES of the 1900s. Have you went down this rabbit hole yet? Why were there so many "premature babies" back in the 1900s that they needed special housing? Where were the mothers (and fathers)? 🤨

I'm guessing this might cause some PTSD issues for some of you out there! OUCH! 😖

There is a hotel in the southern United States that employs a man whose official job title is Duckmaster. The position exists nowhere else in the world. Twice a day he puts on a red and gold uniform, takes the elevator up to the rooftop, and walks five ducks down to the lobby. They march across a red carpet to a marble fountain in front of the guests, then swim there until evening. The tradition started in 1933 when the hotel’s manager came back from a duck hunting trip with too much whiskey in him and dumped his live decoys in the lobby fountain as a prank. Guests loved it. A few years later, a former circus animal trainer working as a bellman at the hotel volunteered to look after the ducks and taught them to march. The hotel gave him the title of Duckmaster. He kept the job for 50 years. The ducks now live on the rooftop in a marble palace that cost the hotel $200,000 to build, with their own miniature replica of the hotel inside. The hotel’s French restaurant has refused to serve duck on the menu since 1981.

The Venus Guard

DYSTOPIA: Today at the White House, Melania Trump hosted “Queen” Camilla and kids with Meta VR headsets strapped to their faces as part of an AI-powered “cross-cultural educational program”—the latest installment of the First Lady’s K-12 AI surveillance state grooming initiative.

Am I crazy, or does the hilt of this sword look like it contains circuits made of gold? I think this sword can do a lot more than just cut. A high-status Chinese bronze sword from the Warring States period (c. 450–250 BC), known for its technical and artistic sophistication. Made of bronze with a transparent rock crystal and turquoise hilt inlaid with gold, often described as a jian (straight double-edged sword), this type of artifact is rare and represents the pinnacle of ancient Chinese metallurgy.

Dude shut TF up… x.com/andrewzywiecmd…

⚠️🫟 A tattoo isn’t just ink on skin❓️

15 stolen chemical-spraying drones recovered in NJ warehouse after employee sounds alarm trib.al/n2oChpd

Things that make you go hmm…

Real ??

🚨OH MY GOSH!!! Two police officers were HOSPITALIZED and 9 people were arrested when over 1,000 "teens" rushed ICON Park in Orlando FL for a "teen-takeover" event. Parents of the teens are now demanding POLICE OFFICERS BE SUSPENDED for "unnecessary force..." WHAT??!!!!!!

Ancient Chinese map from Ming Dynasty 1602AD, this map makes some wild claims of creatures that exist in the region! #storytime

SECRETS OF THE SMITHSONIAN

In just ONE state, 14,000 individuals receiving SNAP benefits were driving LUXURY VEHICLES! 🚗 3 Bentleys 🚗 3 Ferraris 🚗 11 Lamborghinis 🚗 59 Maseratis 🚗 141 Porsches 🚗 244 Alfa Romeos 🚗 306 Land Rovers 🚗 2,098 Teslas And this is just in ONE STATE. We need to defend our nutrition programs for those most in need, not for scammers gaming the system. These individuals are taking advantage of the American taxpayer. And together with @VP’s Task Force to Eliminate Fraud, this ends NOW. 4.3M Americans have been moved off of SNAP — but more work to be done!

Kash Patel announces the indictment of former FBI Director James Comey for allegedly threatening to kill President Trump based on his “8647” social media post. Patel says they investigated this case for 9–11 months.

BREAKING: A magnitude 4.7 earthquake just struck 115 km (70 miles) north of Las Vegas, Nevada at a shallow depth of only 6.5 km (4 miles). Who felt it?!

The Statue of Liberty, isn't on American soil, and that's no accident. Under maritime law, it had to be placed in water. Why? Because it’s not the Statue of Freedom… it’s the Statue of Liberty. In naval terms, liberty is what a sailor gets when a ship docks, temporary leave, granted at the captain’s discretion. Freedom is permanent. Liberty is conditional. The placement of the statue is symbolic. You’re allowed liberty when they permit it… but you were never promised true freedom.

NYC: A Long Island Rail Road train hit debris inside an East River tunnel after an earlier disabled NJ Transit train, leading to major disruptions during the morning commute.