Robert Green

@elonmusk Until you don't.

I have spaceships

@JimLee hi Jim, I have a question about some OA I have, could you let me know if it's inks over pencils or blue lines? Thanks in advance!

@RishiSunak You sir, are the epitome of a modern Tory. Follow the popular opinion, and keep people cheering by throwing money about and blaming it all on others, before jumping ship and pointing fingers, to further your climb up the greasy pole of politics. Be gone.

The public rightly expect government to be conducted properly, competently and seriously. I recognise this may be my last ministerial job, but I believe these standards are worth fighting for and that is why I am resigning. My letter to the Prime Minister below.

@MarcAllera absolutely shocking practices from EE Uk, fraudulently changing an 81year old onto a 160gb data contract, instead of transferring the contract to his wife #dementia #ripoff #unethicalbusiness #ombudsman

@piersmorgan I'll have to assume you're one of the ones sweating then...

Will vile sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell now sing like a canary to avoid spending the rest of her life in prison? If she does, there could be a lot of rich, powerful & famous people sweating tonight... and not sweating.

@CBR When you are vagina deep in eggs up your snatch and making candles that smell of it, who has the time!?!

Gwyneth Paltrow, who played Pepper Potts in the MCU, reveals that she is unaware that Hawkeye now has his own Disney+ series. buff.ly/3onr9zm

@TeamKnowhowUK Being a national chain, surely the stock should be distributed to stores to fulfil the already paid in full orders as a priority rather than to cash in on new money first

@Robvr6 Hello Robert, I apologise for the disappointment the delay of your PS5 order is causing. The stocks were available only in select branches. Your branch would not offer a unit until all orders are fulfilled as this it the priority. 1/2

@curryspcworld how exactly do you allocate #playstation stock to stores? Ordered via VIP lottery on 12/08 and still waiting, but stores receive stock to sell to walk in customers? #ps5 #gotmymoney #disorganised #dishonestbusinesspractice

@domjoly @Twitch I'm just getting over a serious bout of norovirus, where I actually was sick and pissing out of my arse, in just a regular way, and I couldn't knock one out for the life of me. Is that unusual? Do I need to train for it?

I now have contact details for the “friend” and have invited him onto my @twitch channel to discuss this horrendous ordeal. Watch this space…

@JacquiDeevoy1 @garethicke Well, my mates mums cousins close acquaintance said, via smoke signal through a translator, that you once smacked the face of the pope.

So many people have contacted me, saying loved ones are being killed in hospital. A man emailed yesterday via a friend. His mum was in hospital and being injected with diamorphine and Midazolam. I sent advice but sadly she died #WeNeedToTalkAboutMidazolam @garethicke

@JacquiDeevoy1 Is that the one where he puked 4 pint of blood, had a bleeding anus, but still fancied a quick hand shandy?

My tweet about my friend’s adverse AZ reaction was deleted as it was deemed to be false information. How do the Twitter gods make a decision on that? A spiteful person reports it and Twitter sides with them. Hardly balanced. It’s sad that there are so many ignorant people about.

@mattheguy Yeah, I'm hoping they reinstate the full dining plan early next year and offer upgrades. As soon as it comes back on, I'm booking

@fredsirieix1 A fathers pride. I wish her all the luck there is.

Three more days and it’s on #goAndrea 🦆❤️ #olympics #diving #platftorm #10m #teamgb

@mattheguy Maaaaaaate. I'm so, so, so so so tempted to book for summer next year. I need Disney dining back though

@fredsirieix1 St vernier aoc, makes the final vs a perfectly ripe tunworth... It goes to penalties.

If there ever was a cheese World Cup, which country would win?

@virginmedia You were about as helpful as laces on socks.

@Robvr6 I'm glad to hear this is all resolved. MH

@virginmedia service down again? Tell me again how reliable your fibre is.... Clowns

@virginmedia It did, and six hours later the issue was fixed.

@Robvr6 Did it advise an estimated fix date? MH

@virginmedia As it happens, yes I looked using my 4g connection, and it told me the service was down. In other news, water is wet.

@Robvr6 Have you been able to try the service page? MH

@virginmedia I see your response is as fast as your broadband.

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