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Comic provocateurs targeting political hypocrisy, media distortion & institutionalized ignorance. By @PaulProvenza & @Dan_Dion: https://t.co/vpn2fkEmRn

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¡SATIRISTAS!@Satiristas·
“The claim is that US taxpayers are paying upwards of $4.30 a gallon as a premium to stop a country who had no capability of creating a nuclear weapon from obtaining one. This is state sponsored deception.”
𝔗𝔯𝔲𝔱𝔥 𝔐𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔰@politicsusa46

The thing about war that is indisputable is the danger military personnel place themselves in, in service of their country. The very least those forces should expect, is protection from intelligence identified threats. The hearings last week established beyond doubt by admission from the US Secretary of War that there WAS NOT an imminent nuclear threat from Iran, as a result of the 2025 air strikes on Iran’s nuclear sites. The material to produce any such device was buried and even before it was buried, it was NOT enriched to a level high enough to facilitate the creation of a nuclear weapon. So was the lie that the material was obliterated or that the material was being used to create an imminent threat. To be clear, ‘ambition’ to build a nuclear weapon does NOT represent an ‘immanent’ threat. Both can’t be true. The claim is that US taxpayers are paying upwards of $4.30 a gallon as a premium to stop a country who had no capability of creating a nuclear weapon from obtaining one. This is state sponsored deception. Hegseth’s twisted sick search for applause for having dropped shit loads of bombs based on a lie is unconscionable. This is ordinance which killed elementary school children and around 2000 innocent civilians, as well as bombing hospitals, schools and religious sites. It’s a true measure of his twisted sadistic character. To him, this has just been a game he’s claiming the U.S. has won based on the tonnage of ordinance dropped, while at the same time attempting to hide the catastrophic damage on US regional military assets by the enemy he falsely claims to have defeated. It would be hilarious were it not so tragic. There is no victory, no change of regime, just a more dangerous world on the edge of economic collapse. There is no exit, Trump has lit a fire that can’t be extinguished and now we are witness to a slow motion geopolitical car crash, as a result of a failed extortion attempt. Trump is now saying the US don’t need a deal, that’s how insane this whole situation has become. Meanwhile China and Russia can’t believe their luck. The UAE has left OPEC with a view to flooding the market with oil at top dollar once the Strait of Hormuz is open. This will only happen when at a bare minimum the US unfreezes Uranian assets elevating them as a major Middle East player. More oil on the market beyond the control of OPEC will force US oil producers to reduce output because profits will be too low. When the dominoes fall, only then will we see what a catastrophic mistake this war was 🎥 TikTok - vm.tiktok.com/ZNRpehua1/

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Daniel Davis Deep Dive
Daniel Davis Deep Dive@DanielLDavis1·
Iran today reportedly issued the United States a 14 plan to end the war in a response to Trump‘s latest demands for a negotiated end. But President Trump is reported to have rejected those terms and it’s already DOA. Meanwhile, Trump is in a real time crunch, with no obvious exit ramps. According to the Washington Post today, the Admin has all but run out of options to mitigate the rising cost of gasoline and its impact on American consumers. According to the Post: “As the conflict stretches into its 10th week, the White House has exhausted many of the policy levers the federal government can use to mitigate surging gas prices, and the options that remain carry other economic and political risks for the president… “‘We are entering into what could become a much larger energy crisis in the weeks ahead,” said Patrick De Haan, the head of petroleum analysis at GasBuddy, “and instead of realizing a potential mistake, both the White House and Iran seem to be dug in.’” But according to Drop Site News @DropSiteNews, the main points in the Iranian plan reflect essentially a maximalist demand, which is nearly impossible for Trump to accept. Drop Site News reported the plan: “includes demands for guarantees against future military aggression, the withdrawal of U.S. forces from areas surrounding Iran, lifting the U.S. naval blockade, unfreezing Iranian assets, compensation payments, sanctions relief, and ending the war across all fronts, including Lebanon. It also outlines a new mechanism for the Strait of Hormuz.” Time is not on Trump‘s side. Iran can definitely suffer the effects of the blockade longer than Trump can survive the economic pressures building up inside the United States and externally among our allies in Asia and in Europe. That puts Trump in a dangerous position: either he 1) engages in genuine diplomacy, with Iran in which he is forced to concede some points that Iran wants (in order to *get* points Trump wants), which Israel will view with great fear, and his hawkish wing in Washington will strongly push back against — but which is the most effective way to quickly restore the flow of oil out of the SOH — or he will have to 2) listen to the hawkish elements in his administration and restart the war in a vain hope that one more big military bombing campaign will do what the first 40 days did not. But there is virtually no rational chance that succeeds, and a very high probability it would fail. Worse, it will certainly spawn a retaliatory attrack from Tehran against our GCC allies, and Israel, targeting their energy infrastructure, which would be catastrophic for the price of oil. That would therefore skyrocket, on a long-term basis, gasoline prices in the United States, and along with it the price of nearly everything else. That is the horrible situation President Trump has gotten himself into by choosing this war back in February. It truly is as simple as take the ugly deal now, or worsen our situation by trying more military force.
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Brian Allen
Brian Allen@allenanalysis·
But here is what is documented. On February 11, Netanyahu walked into the Situation Room with a slide deck. Trump's CIA director called the regime change pitch "farcical." His Secretary of State called it "bullshit." The Joint Chiefs chairman warned the Israelis oversold their plans. The Vice President warned regional war would mean mass casualties and political damage at home. Trump signed the war order anyway.
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Brian Allen
Brian Allen@allenanalysis·
She has no proof of a deal. She said so herself. It's her opinion based on watching every president of her lifetime support Israel without exception, regardless of what's good for America.
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Brian Allen
Brian Allen@allenanalysis·
🚨🇺🇸NEW: Marjorie Taylor Greene told Tucker Carlson this week that she believes Trump made a deal with pro-Israel lobby groups to become president. Her words: "I believe that Trump had to make a deal like this in order to become president."
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Peter Baker
Peter Baker@peterbakernyt·
Trump to Congress, May 1: Hostilities with Iran "have been terminated." Trump to Florida audience, May 1: "You know we’re in a war." @EricaLG nytimes.com/2026/05/01/us/…
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Joni Askola
Joni Askola@joni_askola·
In just over a year, Trump has made the US weaker, poorer, less respected, and dangerously overstretched. It will take decades to rebuild the standing he has completely destroyed
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𝔗𝔯𝔲𝔱𝔥 𝔐𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔰
If there was one clip I would suggest you listen to or watch today it would be the one below. We are told that the Israeli army is the most ‘moral’ army in the world. It was a lie when first uttered and there is nothing to suggest it is an army for whom moral decency long left the building. 🎥 TikTok - vm.tiktok.com/ZNRpJdmHv/
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TizzyEnt
TizzyEnt@TizzyEnt·
We have new footage of the WHCD shooter & it raises more questions than it answers.
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Republicans against Trump
Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump·
“Unprecedented destruction” Majority of U.S. military sites in the Middle East damaged by Iran, CNN investigation reveals. Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth desperately tried to keep the extent of the damage from the public so people wouldn’t see how badly this was botched. Now the images are coming out and they’re disturbing.
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Mike Nellis
Mike Nellis@MikeNellis·
The reason MAGA pundits like Scott Jennings and these neoconservative assholes are so threatened by Adam Mockler is because Adam is a young man who can articulate how these clowns have failed generations of Americans with their warmongering. They put him down for his age, but he’s a very accomplished person who scares the hell out of them. Watch ↓
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Ruairí Ó Cléirigh 🇮🇪🇺🇸
Next MAGA social media influencer. Nebraska MAGA influencer, Warren Arledge, 57, was found guilty by a jury on two counts of third-degree sexual assault of a child and three counts of intentional child abuse of children under 13.
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Furkan Gözükara
Furkan Gözükara@FurkanGozukara·
President Trump openly confesses to blackmailing Germany and the European Union. He threatens massive tariffs to force foreign companies to obey his demands. The White House treats international trade like a mafia racket. US allies will never trust Washington again.
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Emma Burrows
Emma Burrows@EJ_Burrows·
A U.S. defense official told me for @AP the U.S. military didn’t have prior knowledge of Trump’s decision to pull 5,000 troops from Germany and learned about it “in real time.” apnews.com/article/german…
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