Stewart Monckton

@AJamesMcCarthy He (?) is a good cat. Those eyes will soon smile! SM

I’ve felt a void in my life ever since my cat passed last year so I went and adopted the cat with the saddest eyes at the shelter. Hopefully he likes Bailey and astronomy and I can give him happy eyes 🥺

@davidbewart I wonder when they last saw their feet? SM

luckily its not near a golf course

@WHATSFORDlNNER Portion Control? SM

What’s missing? 🤔

@wendy_harmer ....a pig in shite.

Hi folks can you help? Looking for an Aussie expression... "as happy as..." (Preferably earlier than 1960s.) There's "as happy as a bastard on Father's Day" ... but that's more "unhappy" Any thoughts?

@CTOTHELOS77 Don’t vote for Trump.

Be your biggest advocate. What four words do you got?

@Tjeerd001 Why past tense?

Did anyone hang their clothes outside to dry

@elonmusk Just to clarify: is this a prediction or a wish? SM

It’s 2030 in the UK & you’re being executed for posting a meme …

Early evening, pretty warm…and the whole clan are out for their supper! (Centre of Bath by the way…!)

@NeilPor85779363 Hi. I’m out and about at present. Will reply properly in a couple of days. SM

@SCMONCK Hi Stewart , Brendan Fagan put me in touch. Interested in birding the Melbourne Sewage works on poss 2 or 3 Nov . Flying in from Sheffield My email is nrporter48@hotmail.co.uk Cheers Neil

@LibertyCappy Chonking Heart Disease?

Imagine if we cared about science?

Newcastle Upon Tyne, England.

@wiseconnector When you pour your first beer! SM

When is it for you

@AMAZlNGNATURE Wow! (Although he is just saying ‘anyone fancy a pint?’ ). SM

Grey wolf howls and gets response from the entire forest

@eatinerni Dirt and cold water? SM

Name a better breakfast than biscuits & gravy 😮‍💨

@wiseconnector yes - how the hell else would we get through them? Some form of macho door busting shoulder charge? SM

Yes or no

Wow. The Harris team are out of the blocks in lightening quick time with this superb ad twitter.com/AdamJSmithGA/s…

@KaylaChowShow Toast!

His name is the last thing you ate.

@CTOTHELOS77 Only one of those is actually food. (🥓🐷)

Which one are you getting rid of?