BIG_JOE🕊️

@sammie_boi20 Buy your sweet honey 🍯 with evidence and proof

You just know the honey is original 😂

@ARIAREIGN180683 The nah pure werey 😁

@ARIAREIGN180683 Beautiful wife 😒 as how 😏

Look at someone that calls himself my father's bestfriend that watched me grow up asking me to be his sb. Anyways I enjoyed his money and blocked him the fo*lish man still came to my dm. I'm glad his son is on X he'll see how shameless is father is.

@serubagbogbowon @General_Somto That one concern her ooo 🤷

@General_Somto @SELFMADE_042 Abi she dey play you 🤣

“I Haven’t Been Paid My Full Money Yet. Minister Dave Umahi Used My Lawyer, Barrister Marshall Abubakar, To Trick Me Into Making The Retraction Video To Clear Him. I Was Forced To Make That Video. The Agreement Was That Once I Made It, I Would Be Paid Before It Was Released To The Public But Instead, They Released It Without My Consent And Without Paying Me. Nigerians Please Come To My Rescue.” ~ Businesswoman Tracy Ohiri

Visited an orphanage today, grateful to one of my Igbo brothers abroad who financed this visit.

My mom just called me from Iran through her landline. I haven’t spoken to her since February. She said that Israel and the US are bombing the regime nonstop. They taped all the windows because the building shakes constantly. I asked if any civilians are getting hurt, and she replied “No, No, No. No normal civilians are getting hurt” Everyone is hanging in there and counting the days for this regime to end and for the return of the Shah. 🇮🇷

@99wvrd No amount is too small please 🙏

Abeg make we gather help dis guy life, this one don pass content😂💔

@99wvrd Nah to start gofund me ooo

@Abis_bg4l @nsemeke33 Behold keh 😁

@nsemeke33 ah what a sight to behold 😭😭

I was interviewing some ladies for a front desk role for a client. This was in the conference room, and I sat at the far end, so there was a wide space between me and the candidate. As I was asking one lady questions, she was visibly shaking. I told her to calm down and step outside if that would help her relax and answer questions well. Immediately she stood up, her trousers fell from her waist to her knees. Two of my colleagues I had earlier invited to join me opened the door at that same moment. They looked at me, and the lady was standing there, confused with just pants. I had to shout, “What’s going on here?” She said when she sat down, her trousers were too tight, so she unbuttoned them. She forgot when she stood up because she was tense. I have recruited over 700 staff, I have stories to tell.

@Amy_beke Elon Nwachukwu Njoku😎

Who is this guy??

We have built Peniwallet from scratch. No, I don't mean from another stack or core, I mean from scratch. This means from code base to price data feeds to swap algos/Node RPCs. It is the hardest but If you don't do it this way, you will pay for subscriptions through your nose as your users increase.

@JuliusElum Make I drop wallet 😏

What can 1 BTC do for you?

@boye4christ2006 Formulars

Mathematics?

@johnolugbemi01 I just dey imagine your step and the way you were feeling yourself 😁 only for the MC to change everything for you 🤣

A few years back, a friend had asked that I accompany him to the one year birthday of his nephew. When the event started, the MC called the Chairman to come to the high table, and it was exactly my full name, middle name and the initial of my surname. Thinking my friend played a fast one on me, I stood up and began to walk to the high table. I was almost there when the MC asked who I was and what I was doing close to the high table. It was at this moment I noticed another person sitting on the seat meant for the chairman. It turned out the chairman and I shared the same first name, middle name and the initial of my last name. The journey back to my seat was like the distance from Lagos to Sokoto. I'd never felt so embarrassed in my life.

@BluMunCreatif @General_Somto Exactly 💯

@General_Somto @SELFMADE_042 Make she go learn the game, and play them back. Nigerians got bigger fish to fry than her problem abeg.

June 2024 was my very first time boarding an airplane and my first time being to airport. I was invited for an event in Abuja, the organizers booked my flight ticket for me. So, I arrived at Ibadan airport early in the morning, without any clue about the boarding process and what to do next. I felt like everyone was looking at me as I stood there confused, so a security officer noticed me and guided me through the checks and procedures. When I finally got into the plane and took my seat, my heart was beating fast. I was sweating serously and very nervous. When the plane started speeding on runway for takeoff, that was when panic really hit. I squeezed my eyes shut and I just grabbed the hand of the person sitting next to me. The moment the plane lifted off the ground, I couldn’t hold it, I just screamed “MO KÚ OOO!!” 😭 (I'm dead) Everybody in the plane just burst into laughter, including the children and the flight attendants that were straight face. I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me. When we finally landed in Abuja and were disembarking, People were looking at me and they were laughing as we walked through the airport. I was so embarrassed, I almost enter ground.🤣😂😂

Dear women who shamelessly display your sensitive parts on social media. Please know this. Most of you will not raise responsible daughters. It doesn't matter how rich you are. Especially you so called celebrities. Because you're a bad example to them. End.

We’re getting closer. Today, we’ve reached 100% completion for all swaps on Peniwallet. Our focus now shifts to transfers and sprays. At the same time, we have developed a spam token tracking system that is already active and identifying a large number of malicious tokens effectively making them untradable on Peniwallet. This will be integrated into the token filtering logic over the weekend. Once deployed, it will shut down spam tokens completely.