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Harry Redknapp gives his thoughts on Jermain Defoe taking over at Woking. More here: bbc.in/4162kut

@Rocco1882 Above @OfficialShots in this league too!

National League clubs ranked on how near their nearest Tesco is by walking distance.

@altrinchamfc You know what you are

A hard-fought point on the road 😅 #Alty

@DAZN_NationalLg @cardinal_tales Odd decision - from a Woking fan

Sam Barnes was shown a straight red card for this mistimed overhead kick🟥 Harsh or deserved? 🤔

#Woking have a new head coach! 👉🏻☝️😀 Jermaine Defoe takes over as the man in charge. #COYC

@Dukey_3006 @CraigRossy Amazing turn around by @CraigRossy and JH. Left the team in a great spot for the takeover. Craig also briefly shown his managerial capabilities which will look good on the CV should he look to coaching after he hangs his boots up

Defoe this and Defoe that... What a hero this man is, and what a job the 3 of them have done Let's get right behind @CraigRossy one final time on Tuesday night ❤️🤍

@richardpotty @WillB_2003 You’re as good as your last game fella

@WillB_2003 20 wins to your 9

Woking have gone quiet 🖕🤫 see you next season you cunts

@HayleyATFC Especially given the last few results away at Woking hey 🙃

Absolute shambles, gets worse every year we go there.

@ForeverSouthend Are you blind?

Even in super slow‑mo it’s tough for my brain to process what’s actually happening, but my gut still says it wasn’t handball. #southendunited #sufc

@OfficialShots lol

Thanks for coming, Shots! ❤️💙

The sweetest one of them all! Everywhere they gooooo 🎶

@wokingfc Refund the Alty fans. Poor

Woking Football Club can confirm that this afternoon’s Enterprise National League fixture against Altrincham has been postponed due to an unplayable pitch.

✅️ RANDOM WOKING WINS #️⃣2️⃣ DORKING WANDERERS 1-2 WOKING - 07/04/23 🔴 1-0 | J.Prior (PEN) - 64' 🟡 1-1 | R.Ince - 73' 🟡 1-2 | R.Ince - 76' On Good Friday, back in 2023, we came from 1-0 down to win at Meadowbank, thanks to Rohan Ince 🤩 🃏 #wokingfc | #ArdleyIn | #COYC ♦️

Pressure mounts for Keir Starmer to recognise the state of England.

To condemn all these people who attended yesterday’s @TRobinsonNewEra as far-right thugs is false. Just as it’s false to say they were all a bunch of angelic choristers. Many were there because they genuinely care about their country, failed immigration policies and free speech.

There are no words good enough to express the horror of this. The killing of Charlie Kirk is a blow to everything Western civilization stands for: open discourse, robust debate and peaceful dissent. He lived his life by those very principles, no matter the danger it put him in. This may have happened far from our shores, but the rising intolerance of opposing views affects us all. We cannot turn a blind eye to it. My thoughts are with Charlie’s family, his wife Erika, and their children.

The murder of Charlie Kirk is a tragedy, and a sign of the utter desperation and cowardice of those who could not defeat him in argument. Charlie Kirk has been killed not for espousing extremist views - because he didn’t. He has been killed for saying things that used to be simple common sense. He has been killed because he had the courage to stand up publicly for reasonable opinions held by millions and millions of ordinary people both in the US and Britain. The world has a shining new martyr to free speech. Our thoughts and prayers are with his family and loved ones.

If your A level results are disappointing, don’t worry. I got a C and two Us and here I am today, installing lights for a helicopter landing pad in my garden.

The April fool.