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@docmedes I will cook with you more often.

I have recently tried to pick up cooking. It has not been as enjoyable or rewarding as I was convinced that it was.

@TheDemoman34 ?????? I would hope not

@Serial_Napper I would too!!

There is sniper clinging to my pant leg begging for "good stuff". I think he is... Under influence.

@docmedes But it is the hard work that makes it taste good. Knowing you can accomplish makes food taste better.

@Serial_Napper The food itself would taste the same, though, would it not? In fact, food made by experienced hands would, no doubt, taste much better than food made by an amateur.

Scout said he has honey. Has no honey. I eat him.

@docmedes But eating food is joy. Eating good food you worked hard for is better joy.

@Serial_Napper Ach, well yes, of course I eat, but I just eat whatever I am provided with. It saves me a lot of time.

@docmedes I can do this. You can trust me, doktor. I will do you well.

@Serial_Napper Come to my lab. To test the sedative effectively, I want you to - ***PRETEND*** - to fight/attack me. Do you understand?

I need a Heavy as a volunteer. I want to test the sedative.

@docmedes Do you eat? If you do, you learn to cook.

@Serial_Napper No, no, you do not have to do that. It is a good skill to have, yes, but I have no need for it.

@docmedes Then I will teach you. Good life skill, to cook.

@Serial_Napper Oh, um. Hah, you are going to laugh at me for this, but I do not think I have ever really cooked anything.

a guy cant catch a break in this place

@docmedes I have never made sauerkraut. Would you like to make while I do ham and potatoes?

@Serial_Napper Oooh, I do quite like ham. We should have it with sauerkraut und potatoes! That would be nice.

@UR4NIUMFEVER Ooh. Very very good idea.

@Serial_Napper But what if ... Scout With honey

@docmedes Mm, yes. That is okay. I am thinking ham. It's very good when roasted.

@Serial_Napper Ah... you want to share a meal with me? We can eat together. We can eat something intended for human consumption.

@Kitten_Smut Not before I get to him.

@Serial_Napper Heavy I will restrain you. Better, I will put him I a separate room. Maybe even separate building.

@UR4NIUMFEVER Very.

@Serial_Napper Mmm Yummy

@MeetTheTech I am sorry. He was very mean.

@Serial_Napper That doesn’t help OMGGG??💔💔💔

@Kitten_Smut Good. I will do it again. As further punishment.

@Serial_Napper Come on, seriously? Ugh, I'll go get Engineer to respawn that manwhore..

@docmedes Owh. I was hoping to share meal. I can report if I get sick.

@Serial_Napper Hah, nein, no, I would never eat another person. I do not know where he's been, what he might have. Too risky. Goodness, I would hate to get on your bad side.

@MeetTheTech Oh no. Was very very very intentional.

@Serial_Napper How could you ☹️☹️ It’s okay I guess…accidents happen…