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@fbuyobe Kama Dunia ingekuwa ni yenye kudumu na wakazi wake, Basi angekuwa hai Mtume (s.a.w) wa Mwenyezi Mungu, Na mwenye kubakia (milele). Lakini hii (Dunia) itafikia mwisho, pamoja na starehe zake. Inna Lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un

One of the most beautiful moments from the Zamalek vs Pyramids match: A player on the bench making wudu and offering his Salah. Don’t let the dunya pull you away from prayer and the remembrance of Allah 🤍

Grand père : va te cacher ta prof est là t'as séché l'école aujourd'hui Moi : Non non toi cache toi je lui ai dit que t'étais mort Grand père :

@shibobo___ @BracuszCadabra Lakin Tender haikutangazwa. Kama ilivyo tender ya Jersey.

@BracuszCadabra Kuna mambo kwa nature yetu mnalazimika kuanzia mwsho na si mwanzo, Ukizingatia aloshinda tender ni God Father

🟩Kwenye hii Project ya YANGA SC x GSM tupo gizani tena kimya sana Binafsi ningependa kujua terms za mkataba ikiwemo mgawanyo wa umiliki na muda wa umiliki huo Ningependa kujua lini mradi utaanza na utachukua muda Gani kukamilika Most of all mradi utajumuisha nini na nini

Doc: You had an appointment yesterday, why didn't you come ? Me: I was sick. Doctor

Me: Nimekula Kachori za 10,00/= Muuza Kachori:

Retweet the Quran, your hands will bear witness for you on judgement day....

@TriciaAbou @ThomzJoseph @Rungekuta69 Head to Head.

@ThomzJoseph @Rungekuta69 magoli ya kufunga

Kigezo gani kinafanya Manchester city kukaa juu ya msimamo wa EPL??

Safari ya kwenda Zanzibar 🛥️ #NguvuMoja

🚨Njia sahihi na Rahisi ya kufanikiwa mchezaji ni kutanguliza timu mbele kucheza kwa ajili ya kutimiza malengo ya Klabu sio matamanio binafsi Inno Loemba Jospin ana kipaji halisi Cha mpira na anajituma sana anapokuwa uwanjani ila tatizo linalompotezea focus ni ubinafsi na uchoyo,anajifikiria sana yeye anafikiria sana kufunga kuliko kutengeneza na kurahisisha mtiririko wa mashambulzi Kwa ubora alionao mambo mengi yapo ndani ya uwezo wake Cha muhimu awe na maamuzi sahihi hasa nyakati muhimu na kwenye matukio yanayohitaji Ushirikiano na ufanisi wa haraka Atatengeneza jina haraka ikiwa tu ataamua kucheza kwa ajili ya timu kutuliza kichwa na kutoa pasi panapohitajika kufanya hivyo Kupiga mashuti penye ulazima huo Mwishoni Loemba tunakupenda ila unapaswa kubadilika.

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🚨𝐔𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 || 𝐌𝐎𝐉𝐀 𝐘𝐀 𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐇𝐈𝐃𝐈 𝐌𝐇𝐈𝐌𝐔 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐎 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐀 𝐊𝐔𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐔 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐀 Kumbu kumbu mhimu, Mchezaji wa Tz Prison Asukile alilalamika kuhusu Yanga kuwahonga milioni 40 Ushahidi upo mwingi sana toka zamani watu wametulia tu. Chezea Wilson Oruma wewe🫵🫵🫵

@Gaspinho15 Huyu ni okello.

Huyu Seleman Mwalimu hana mchango wowote katika timu yake na ndiyo maana hadi City hawajutii kabisa kumpoteza. 😀🚮

Ça coûte 0€ de Rt ça pour les autres 🤲

@angelampema @sugarbabe_255 Best of the day

When I'm tryna steal something from a store and my son say's “ Don't forget to scan it Daddy”

Cashier: Your child will be very happy 35 year old me:

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: My dad is in the hospital *7 days later* Teacher: Is your dad still in the hospital? Student: Yes. He's a doctor. Teacher:

Halland baada ya kuwa nyoa Azam ya Ulaya ametinga uzi wake wa Mnyama.

Vipi leo ukiingia kaburini na maandalizi yako hayajatosha ? Mtume anasema jambo gumu ni kaburi ila gumu zaidi ni kuliendea wakati maandalizi yako sio ya kutosha Kaburi ni nyumba na hajengewi mtu, unajijengea mwenyewe kwa maisha yako ya duniani Mwenyezi Mungu atupe mwisho mwe

@BracuszCadabra @RevocatusMagum1 Tukuamini.

The most improved CM in Linafoot DRAMANE KAMBOU Many things he can do as CM but the biggest thing this season is sharpening his striking The engine of ball recovery, interception&shield the wall His on ball intelligence gives him a balance to serve as 6&8 efficiently