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rye lane (2023)

Bought lunch for work crush and she ate it with my manager

got paid and immediately started online shopping

i’m gonna lovebomb my wife (love her unconditionally) for 70 years then ghost her (die)

I think Gmail lying about this storage shit

@THEHTDESK Had to be there

Cuando le detectan cancer testicular a tu amigo y te rapas los huevos para mostrar respeto

when you miscalculate your edging and accidentally nut💔

Something about the latina soul just craves vinegar and spice

Imagine the culling game taking place in Atlanta

If weekend go sweet nah from like Wednesday u go know

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

"I have to wake up early tomorrow" Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

Tiger Woods meeting Tung Tung Sahur’s grandfather. Truly a remarkable moment in history

in your mid 20s, you'll see people start to lose the light in their eyes and develop a slight despise for others who pick up or continue to pursue hobbies, it's very important that you don't end up becoming one of them

How dudes feel after putting an egg on top of the microwave ramen

Guys get some Chrome and wear it till it’s Firefox

Party ideas. Each guest is tasked with bringing the most controversial person they know as a plus one