Trump and Rogan melded bodies and are walking around screaming with 4 legs and 2 heads ‘the substance’ style? No? Nevermind then
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@SimonPuppet
catch me as the lead actor in Willow (1988)
Edmonton Joined Nisan 2013
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Because of climate change, at this moment, every single actor on the PLANET is now only 3 degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon.
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Can’t believe neither me or @thelevfershow made this list
Noah Gittell@noahgittell
I'm writing a little something about the Cool Jew. To my mind, Elliot Gould invented it, Jeff Goldblum carried the torch, and Ben Stiller was the last to pull it off. Who am I forgetting? I don't think Sandler is cool enough, and Chalamet isn't Jew enough.
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@Arbys, i bought 2 beef and cheedars yesterday and it really made my night. Thanks again Arby's!
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If you live in a fish tank you think that shitty sandcastle is buckingham palace
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Extremely progressive insta story feed be like:
-BURY THE RICH BENEATH THE EARHT THEY DESTROYED
-check out this salad!
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We are delighted to present the amazing design by Vikki Wiercinski for this year's Edmonton International Street Performers Festival!!
There is only one month left until the fun and amazement begins!
Mark your calendars, July 7th-16th at Churchill Square!!
See you there! 📷
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Ive been farting and aiming it at new york for decades. Wildfire smoke is much better.
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Its been over a decade since I last saw someone riding dirty 😭
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1-Jimi Hendrix
2-Jimmy Page
3-Ace Frehely
4-Adrian Smith
5-Lindsay Buckingham
guys who's ass I could kick no problem anyday
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All apps are dating apps if you got game. I met my girl on Paramount +
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Accidentally told the uber driver i love you but meant to say ‘i fucking love you’
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