Simone Mitchell

@bondnickbond This is the best thing you have ever done

I'm afraid of the dark 'Specially when I'm in a park And there's no-one else around Ooh, except for Michael Clarke

@ameliachappelow If you want to write something about this for Escape I am alllllll ears

Things are cheap and other things are expensive! I bought the expensive apricots because I have huge nostalgia for them and it’s not that expensive if I convert it into USD!!!!

What I’ve noticed in Australia after 3.5 years away (the longest time ever) in New York/LA - a THREAD 🧵

When someone emails you and then you email them back but they have an Out Of Office message up, that's the "down low, too slow" of the adult world.

@SamClench @WenleiMa Get well soon. I recommend severance on Apple TV+

Two days into Covid, can confirm it ain’t no joke. Any good streaming recommendations are welcome (looking at you @WenleiMa…)

today i successfully did a "whats covid" to someone after they said "due to covid" and it took a second for them to realise I was having a laugh. We have fun here.

@moshtix_com_au hello! If you want people to continue supporting live music, surely they should be able to get a refund at any point when an event is rescheduled due to covid lockdown, and they can no longer attend the new date?

@jennamclarke @BasilZempilas @TripleMPerth You just made this Melburnite get a little teary. LIKE I HAVEN’T BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH, JENNA

Ok @BasilZempilas has floated an idea on @TripleMPerth. To send a message of thanks & love to our Melbourne mates and fellow Aussies doing it tough right now how about all 60k of us at the #AFLGrandFinal give a standing ovation at the 20:21 minute mark for them all. What'd think?

@Ro_Smith Royal show is a powerful argument … that one hurt

Comments from WA Premier Mark McGowan on planned protests. "Grow up. Act like adults. We are free. We don’t have lockdowns, everyone’s going to work, having a great life. We’ve got the Royal Show starting, the grand final, people about to go on school holidays all over WA."

@Ro_Smith @mariekehardy Ur picnic, I’m crashing it

@mariekehardy Same!

Premier Daniel Andrews will reveal Victoria's roadmap out of lockdown on Sunday. What do you want to see in it?

@jillastark It’s going to be a real mood

@easybee @smoko_chanel and I are three eps in, should we turn back?

If you adore Ted Lasso then FOR THE LOVE OF GOD don’t watch the Christmas episode. 🤮

@Ro_Smith Stunning stuff.

Still thinking about that Jock Zonfrillo profile.

Time to revisit my favourite Olympic moment ever. And it was nowhere near the stadium. I cannot watch this without crying (send help) youtube.com/watch?v=nA1fpt…

Live violinist playing Hallelujah at a near-empty vaccine hub in #Melbourne is giving off huge Titanic vibes. #auspol #COVID19Aus

@thatnatreilly Oh, I loved this x

‘In the beginning we binged on Tiger King and 90 Day Fiance. Crass & surreal they provided the perfect escape from panic. We could laugh, delirious from lockdown & booze. Our lives may be crumbling, our jobs gone, but at least we weren’t *those* people.’ smh.com.au/lifestyle/life…

@melissahoyer @sarahmcgilvray Possibly a bit soon.

To lighten the Friday mood. Can’t stop laughing. 🤣 Thank you @sarahmcgilvray #COVID19Aus #tgif

@smoko_chanel I LIKED IT

@mariekehardy .. and if you don't then pass that tea onto an Aries, you're done.

Small town country pub home to the best Sunday lunch via @SimoneMitchell @escape_au escape.com.au/destinations/a…