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@JacintaAllanMP Jacinta Your reckless spending is a joke We got no cash The state is trashed Victoria is BROKE RESIGN

This is real help with the cost of living for Victorians who need it most - available from August to help cover the cost of winter bills.

@cam_bertos Hey, don’t forget Cameron Ling

Does the public acknowledge that Ed Richards is the best looking red headed player in AFL/VFL history? #AFLCatsDogs

#AFLCatsDogs And Bulldogs get the first goal….oh, wait.

@JacintaAllanMP So they can get jobs to pay your taxes their entire lives. RESIGN.

We're getting back to basics with maths - making sure Victorian kids have the skills they need for life.

@JacintaAllanMP RESIGN

Our Get Active Kids Vouchers help make sure all Victorian kids get the chance to participate in sports like Little Athletics. We've just announced we'll provide even more vouchers to those most in need.

@JacintaAllanMP Jacinta. Presumably one of your pinhead public servants manages this account. Hey pinhead, tell Jacinta to read & respond for once and also, to shitcan the SRL and stop lying.

Suburban Rail Loop will get you from Cheltenham to Box Hill in 22 minutes. So how does driving compare? We put it to the test.

@Darcy_Lock I read he’s going to Geelong next year

Josh Weddle is the exact kind of player we need at Essendon tbh. #AFLDeesHawks

#AFLDeesHawks @tomhawkins_ its pronounced Mabior NOT Mabiol Learn to read you nerd

Major construction is now underway on the city-shaping Suburban Rail Loop with crews building a massive tunnel boring machine launch site in Clarinda. From 2026, these machines will be in the ground tunnelling. Victorians have backed this project time and time again - and we’re cracking on.

#insiders The big job might well be Jim’s next election

#insiders Poor old Speers is doing his best not to burst into tears. Chin up, little fella.

@JacintaAllanMP Yeah but how much is a beer now, clown?

By making their rego free, we've put thousands of dollars back in the pockets of Victorian apprentices like Brendan.

@JacquiMoran3 The unnecessary yelling is extraordinary, BT!!

#AFLPiesDons Annoying already.

@JacintaAllanMP We only hear from you when there’s an opportunity for you to deflect from your endless lies.

Statement from the Premier

@Hagglez29 @7AFL @FOXFOOTY Straight to Kayo

@7AFL Rolling Brian Taylor out for today Bye bye 👋 Who you got @FOXFOOTY Won’t have to be much to be better than that incompetent fool #AFLPiesDons

#AFLDeesTigers No Gawn no Demons.

#AFLCatsHawks Umps have loaded up on the Cats again on Sportsbet

@JacintaAllanMP Vic is Broke. Broke. No money. Maybe you could save some coin by removing the GST on Machetes?

We've made rego free for apprentices, saving young workers hundreds of dollars.