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Alan

@Spoogymonkey

Real life CPA. Write and tweet about video games. Red pilled on the Nopon question.

Joined Mayıs 2015
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I think I found out who was going to all those shitty Adam Sandler films
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There is nothing to be ACTUALLY worried about. I think most of the problem is the actual cows obsess over their thread. If you don’t visit the thread, it legit has no power. The forum members get felted the minute they step one foot outside it.
PickleTime@its_pickletime

@WithinKFBlog They all glaze the farms because they're all scared of being bullied by 300lbs pedo neckbeards

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That said, the way the farms really dies is not from a take down but from becoming lame. The Turkey Tom stuff was a big blow. The issue here is going after Chibi because Josh seethe about loli and anime. There isn’t enough meat here but damn they will burn themselves trying.
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The farms had far more sympathy because of the free speech issue with Keffals. Here the offical Kiwifarms Twitter gets bodied in the comments because, funny enough, the anime community is way bigger and no one can really get why Chibi is lolcow of the month.
Dinkleberg, Ph.D.🇯🇴@Coalson_

@Spoogymonkey @Cyn2_dalad2 Keffals was 100x times more effective than hapless weebs, its comical how bad lolicon are at gay ops

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This is why Kiwifarms aka Green Reddit will lose. It’s all fun and games but when you have people going to relatives graves and say “I’m gonna make a chair” you lose the plot and no one will have your back. The same shit happened with Eric July and, surprise, it didnt work for CG
マーク・フリーダム Mark Freedom@markfreedom61

VERY SERIOUS WARNING: Please DO NOT INTERACT, get blocked permanently, and fuck off from my sight permanently, If you post unfunny, disgusting, sickening, evil, insane, irrational "Skeleton sitting on chair" "memes" and mock/make fun of Chibi Reviews' deceased older brother.

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@MikeyNohMore That’s good to hear at least. Know the Quartering vid was doing well for you. Guess it one less way for Jer to attempt to suppress the felt
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Mikey NohMore@MikeyNohMore·
The funny thing about age-restricting is that it doesn't seem to automatically kicks videos out of the algorithm anymore. My vid's viewership doubled after it got a restriction, so he's literally throwing oil on the fire for no reason.
elissa clips@329elb

ELISSA CLIPS IS UNDER ATTACK!!

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@marky_twitt Making the chair requires Kiwis to get off their computer chair so it’s probably never happening Why do you think Josh is as fat as he is
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@Returdal >Makes shitty joke >”Hey that was kind of shit” >”OMG WHY ARE YOU BEING THE FUN POLICE CANT YOU STOP CRYING OVER A LITTLE JOKE!!!! KAREN MUCH???!!!
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Returnality@Returdal·
@Spoogymonkey Making "fun police post" doesn't do anything but show you're willing to cry about it.
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This is what I mean. Like, what’s the joke? “LOL IM GOING TO DIG UP YOUR BROTHER AND MAKE A CHAIR” Like that might have been a riot on 2012 4chan when you’re like 15 but now it’s fucking tryhard “edgy” shit. It’s complete Uncslop. It’s, dare I say, “lame and gay”
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I think this will indirectly kill the farms. It removes the allure and makes the fan base seem full of retarded unhinged weirdos and destroys Josh’s credibility (and expose him as a pedo). It will make it seem uncool which is a fate worse than death.

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On that note, don’t mention Kiwifarms. Just post and let them seeth. They are DESPERATE for you to be a cow. Don’t give them that; just laugh at them instead.
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@ChibiReviews you more power than you realize. These people hang on your every word. Follow all your content. All you gotta do is drop one 😭 meme and you will have them seething for hours.
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@WithinKFBlog Don’t think the farms people could handle it here. Even now, the few that do run behind blocks. They would sooner go to Reddit which would be, perhaps, the greatest irony
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Clyde@WithinKFBlog·
Look at this platform we're using right now, it's basically a mega-sized Kiwi Farms.
Alan@Spoogymonkey

@WithinKFBlog Message Boards are a thing of the past. Even the farms was an old CWC forum. If the farms die, there won’t be another one popping up

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@WithinKFBlog Message Boards are a thing of the past. Even the farms was an old CWC forum. If the farms die, there won’t be another one popping up
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Clyde@WithinKFBlog·
When that day comes, I am expecting the userbase to scatter across the internet. Some will come here, back to Reddit or 4chan, maybe even migrate to Telegram and Discord. I could see a new forum popping up, but I doubt anybody has the resources, time, and psyche to do it.
Arcus Brave@Arcuz_7

@WithinKFBlog What do you think will happen when it crumbles?

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@Campbell_Trio None of them are funny because the entire punchline is just “it’s edgy”. That type of humor was exhausted 10 years ago. It’s done by people who live in the past. This is why it’s Unc.
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@Campbell_Trio There is nothing wrong with trying to clown on Chibi. He’s an Internet personality. But you have to actually be funny.
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@yamum11797666 Yeah Chibi’s sin is just over sharing. Josh on the other hand gets mad about shit like the cheese thread where people felt him that, yes, you can find good cheese in the US. Supposedly he still seeths about this. That’s actual lolcow behavior
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ya mum@yamum11797666·
@Spoogymonkey Josh is more of a lolcow than Chibi! You expect Chibi to act like Chibi amd he does. Why is KiwiFarms Josh's therapy club?
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To the anime fans out there that are tired of Josh, one of the easiest ways to get under his skin is to give him weight loss advice or call him a BIG FAT FATTY
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@Slow_Mangos @shittyahuser @MikeyNohMore Seems like you’re the one getting upset people don’t find the edgy joke funny. Maybe take a Time Machine to Something Awful? It might hit better there.
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