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@Matt_Pinner Death

Name a pain stronger than a toothache (except childbirth)

@20th_Centurygal Friday I’m in love

Keeping it simple today F is for Friday… name a song that begins with the letter F ... 🎶

@Cheeseo76847269 Surely that’s discrimination I give up

I demand special housing for menopausal women 😤 A safe place for us to drink wine & call everyone cunts. I demand built in fans & box sets on demand 👊🏻 We've been putting up with everyones shit for 40 years, now let us have peace & gardens to potter in. And maybe Tom Hardy to do the supporting 👀😍 🪴🍷

@dbs100000 Too sweet

I noticed the very second it happened with Cadbury !! 😡😤Won’t touch it now !

@80s_Kidz Me and my wife went on our first meeting 35 years ago and we met outside Woolworths so happy memories

What's the first thing you think of when you remember Woolworths

@kazzaloveslife Brown sauce sandwich

I’ll go first… beans on toast!

@AvonandsomerRob And imagine catching the fish staff costs oil potatoes heating ect 18 pounds not to bad

My local Chippy is charging £18.50 for a large Haddock, Chips & mushy peas. Are you cutting down your visits to the chippy on Fridays, or switching out the fish for a sausage or pie to save cash?

@AvonandsomerRob KFC on Deliveroo 32 pounds I know what’s better value

@vxylily No Channel 4 or 5 or sky life was Grimm

Is it truth or not?

@20th_Centurygal I would say the jam or Radiohead

Name a band that has no weak links, every member brings it?

@HoodedClaw1974 I agree went to see in leamington spa best ever concert

Who are the best live act you have ever seen?? These are mine, absolutely knock your socks off every time. Put yours in the comments.👍

@MbarkCherguia At least you eat

You come home hungry, almost no groceries, no money left. This is the plate your wife (or husband) makes you. Your real reaction?

@AvonandsomerRob Does he do plumbing

I hope Rod lives to be 100, but this looks & sounds embarrassing 🤣

@NotFarLeftAtAll Is that trying to be funny what a twat

Why do we have to live alongside idiots.. Should be arrested for public health concerns.. this sort of shit makes people ill .. food poisoning

@MbarkCherguia @MariaDucho68551 Beans bit boring but may be call him Heinz

The last thing you ate is what you must name the sheep 😂🐑

@MattCas04807118 And I put a blanket over my head because you had trouble in the sunlight

@MattCas04807118 Level 5 take the ship up it was fantastic

I had one of these bad boys.❤️

@AvonandsomerRob He had a wonderful life

How did I not know that Colin Vearncombe, aka "Black" is no longer with us after a car crash in 2016. Eighties songs had melodies. This was no exception. x.com/backup2319068/…

@BasilTheGreat @Bubtok I do believe Islam will be the the main religion by 2050

🚨GREEN PARTY ANNOUNCE THEY WILL REMOVE CHRISTIANITY AS BRITAIN'S NATIONAL RELIGION IF THEY WIN Zack Polanski and Mothin Ali have declared that the Church of England will be denied established Religion status leaving us with no official state religion We all know why

@TheExtremeMusi1 None really overrated

What's the one Bob Dylan song you love the most???