Quipping the Life Sarcastic 👽🛸

Last night was incredible. I got closer than I’ve ever been to an orb (<1000’) 🥹 My heart was pounding the whole time. It alternates between hovering and slowly moving, then around 4:05 it abruptly zooms off to the left. 10/20/25; 10:39pm; New Columbia, PA

these photos almost perfectly capture what it’s like coming out of the womb

@atrupar …you realize what that says about the imbeciles he surrounds himself with.

Leavitt: "You always want to be the most well-read person in the room, and I try to be every day. But Donald Trump always is."

@kferrDC @DislykReality @queenie4rmnola It was rhetorical question, bud.

@SubstCreature @DislykReality @queenie4rmnola Because they’re usually mentally ill or socially maladjusted people from a abit culture/upbringinf

We don't often talk about the psychological harm of mass incarceration, but we should.

@hlovo_ At least she had the bare minimum level of decency to ask about recording in that woman’s shop, but perhaps she could’ve done so at the jump.

She’s a functioning drug addict 😭😭

@Acyn @BurnettCynthia The fuck it won’t.

Blanche: The DOJ has now released all the files with respect to the Epstein saga. To the extent the Epstein files was a part of the past year of this justice department, it should not be a part of anything going forward.

@lilianadeteresa Desperate people aren’t necessarily bad people.

Robó un coche y se dio cuenta de que en el asiento trasero había un bebé de cuatro meses, lo que convirtió un simple delito en una de las anécdotas más insólitas de la crónica policial de Oregón. En vez de entrar en pánico y escapar a toda prisa para deshacerse de la evidencia, este ladrón de Beaverton mostró tener un código moral bastante retorcido: dio la vuelta y regresó al lugar del robo. Lo más sorprendente no fue solo que devolviera al pequeño sano y salvo, sino la actitud que adoptó al encontrarse con la madre. Lejos de mostrar arrepentimiento por el hurto, el hombre se bajó del vehículo para darle un auténtico sermón, reprendiendo severamente a la mujer por haber dejado al niño solo con el motor encendido. Tras asegurarse de que su “lección de crianza” había quedado clara y que el menor estaba seguro, volvió a subir al coche y huyó definitivamente. Aunque la policía inició de inmediato la búsqueda del sospechoso por el robo del vehículo, el incidente quedó registrado como un caso en el que la lógica criminal se entrelazó de manera absurda con un sentido de responsabilidad civil. Al final, el ladrón optó por arriesgar su libertad antes que cargar con un secuestro accidental. De: Sorprendente 📸

I just know his dad sat there silently for a few minutes after

@bluerosetori Well done

oh they were furious about his one

@Taxi8o @hyp_e Y’all remember “Will It Blend?”

@hyp_e i would not buy a used blender, never know what they blended in there, could be ANYTHING. there could be misfolded proteins in there from wild animals. or maybe its just fruits and vegetables and stuff.

insane conversation i am having with fb marketplace guy for a vitamix blender

@bobby_on_mars @hyp_e This is hilarious because I got in a serious relationship one time when I got a wrong number and the guy was like, “Wait wait wait … you sound cute.” (I was.)

@hyp_e guys don’t need to see photos to know if a girl is cute. we just know

@MelechThomas @ken_holliwood He’s so baby-faced 🥹

Kendrick Lamar being on 106 & Park feels so surreal. That show is such a relic of a world which no longer exists. But it points out exactly how long Kendrick has been putting in work.

@muntazer_zaidi I can’t believe I get the honor now to follow you. LEGENDARY. Thank you for your service lol

They tortured me for three days and put me in solitary confinement for three months, and I was sentenced to one year in prison.

@overton_news No, he sounds like he’s finally getting it. Joe’s a disinfo agent.

Joe Rogan tells Theo Von to his face he’s “losing his f*cking marbles” during the latest episode of the podcast. Rogan then urged him to get off antidepressants after Von went on a bizarre rant. VON: “It’s all just a cat and mouse game.” “People are like, ‘we’ll elect the Democrats next time.’ But it’s all...the same sh*t has been happening forever.” “They haven’t been helping anybody forever.” “They’re letting f*cking politicians slurp on kids!” “All of our f*cking money goes to Israel and they’re using it to f*cking genocide people!” “It’s like, everybody is scared out of their wits right now. It’s like, our religious leaders are afraid to speak out.” “It’s like...the...it’s a time where it’s like...satan is amongst us and our religious leaders are talking about bullsh*t at the polls!” “It’s just like, what is going...I don’t know man.” ROGAN: “We gotta get you off those antidepressants, son.” “You’re losing your f*cking marbles!” VON: “You think I am?” ROGAN: “Come hang out with us. Just chill out!”

@DonnieBlaq @breanimator Omg my man and I were just talking about this! Like “Remember the castle show?!” Which soft-launched David and the Gnome into our shared reverie.

@breanimator moments like this i wished shows like Eureeka's Castle Exists again.

Cuz it is. No cocomelom for my daughter either. We only let her watch Blues Clues (Steve specifically), Mr. Rogers, Sesame Street , and Ms. Rachel at the moment. Working our way up to other stuff.

@breanimator Wait, fill me in on Cocomelon?

@oxfordmarlboro @hoodfarquaad He saves that for the island.

@hoodfarquaad Yeah but he's not gonna do drugs in the bathroom and then pull his dick out in front of everyone

they really giving billionaires free food for life but throw away good food that could feed the homeless ight bro

@hoodfarquaad Not in defense of that asshole, but McDonald’ barely constitutes as “food.”

@redpillb0t Try me.

Congresswoman Nancy Mace says she's seen the Epstein client list and warns that the names on it will shock the entire world.

@im_all_id @Quartzjixler I don’t think it’ll be a problem. I doubt that shit will last 100 years.

Just think in 100 years family heirlooms will be garbage from amazon with brand names like TFANYKO

@kferrDC @DislykReality @queenie4rmnola You’re so close to getting it. WHY would they be inclined to reoffend?

@DislykReality @queenie4rmnola Criminals in prison already are likely to be repatriated offenders anyways. And repeat offenders almost always continue reoffending. We’d be better off just locking them away forever after 3-5 convictions