Brian A Thompson

@WhiteHouse You can start by calling off the ICE raids, you fucking odious twat.

"In light of this evening's events, I ask that all Americans recommit with their hearts in resolving our differences peacefully." - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

@AuthorJLawrence @MandaLHuber

@TenaciousBe @MandaLHuber Not sure it can be called "cooler" considering right now Threads is rampant with posters excusing, justifying, or celebrating an assassination attempt (those who aren't calling it a hoax with zero supporting data). Seems like an insane, violent echo chamber.

Another very normal man in my replies about my gym experience…. I’ll never understand these pathetic ass men who feel the need to bring up my dead husband. It’s so fucking weird. Absolute fucking loser behavior.

awoo 52

I had to miss almost the whole 3rd quarter @Timberwolves comeback for some news break-in about another staged assassination attempt? Shit sounds wack.

Flanked by the logos of CreditOne, Snickers, Cricket 5G, and Knox Sparkling Hydration Beverage, WWE legend Brock Lesnar says his final goodbye to the WWE Universe™ by laying down his boots atop the logo of The General Insurance. As is tradition.

I may not use this place as much as I used to (thanks, Elon), but today is the 17th anniversary of registering this account, and it's blowing my ever-loving mind that I've been on Twitter for roughly 35% of my life.

@phosphor_glow What kind of shake would you like with your burger?

god damn i could go for a Braum’s burger right about now

@maizeandhsu Congrats!!

Let’s Go Blue!

Minnesotans are built different 💪

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Erotic City, come alive

@ShaneHelmsCom I think ZZ Top had a song about that.

Bruh

WTF is wrong with this app?! Big Poppa Pump tries to follow a few more freaks and X starts throwing “client error” like it just saw a 141 2/3% chance of crashing Maybe if this app spent less time being soft and more time lifting weights, it could keep up with the Genetic Freak

@phosphor_glow HOW DARE THEY give Lutefisk to North Dakota? That's a super common Minnesota trope. I've never been heard of a pickle corn dog. And Iowa's should be taco pizza, since I'm always hearing that that's a weird Iowa thing.

i promise chili & cinnamon rolls is really good actually

@phosphor_glow @Demonic_Simian

@Demonic_Simian yeah it’s basically just a big ass sushi roll, good as hell

@spideyriley Long distance is a drag 😕 How far away do they live?

i'm closer to the day i'll be seeing my partner again than i am to the day they left #progress

@StormNightsong @YourAnonNews This was my first thought, but... you're saving a lot more lives than you're losing. It's like the "would you go back in time and shoot Hitler?" conundrum.

@YourAnonNews As much as I detest the man and everything he stands for, a lifeline. I don't have the right to end another's life. Even one that pathetic. If I start choosing, I'm not better than they are.

What are you throwing at him?

@YourAnonNews Throwing at who? I didn't see anyone there.

@pstick19 Kohl's Cash, homie!

Babe wake up, all my birthday month offers are hitting the inbox