Reverend Ray Ray McRaybob and 69 others

@OrdnancePackard True.

@ThatRayShow Yeah, but you don't base your voting on what a comedian says.

Libertarians never vote GOP. LOL Especially the AnSoc pussies that are most of the party now.

@Ev_deGallery @jaredcwilson Apocrypha says the Japanese "Donki Kong" translates to "Stubborn Gorilla" in English.

@jaredcwilson That’s a great question

Is Donkey Kong part donkey? Why is he called that?

@cyr_actual @pasmal0220 @MyUnveiledTruth Looks kind of like a Costoluto.

@pasmal0220 @MyUnveiledTruth What variety is this tomato?

こんばんは。新潟のトマト農家です。 越冬フルーツトマトは霜降り模様になります。果肉が詰まっています。

@PresentTenseAte Getting near the end of the season. The ones I bought the other day are not as juicy as the ones in peak season.

@ThatRayShow I’m not sure, so I’m adding it to my grocery list!!

Taxes done. Now I'm hungry. I guess I'll graze the fridge for leftovers.

@PresentTenseAte Yes. Very sweet.

@ThatRayShow What’s a sumo? An orange?

@PresentTenseAte Some brisket, feta, olives, and a Sumo.

@ThatRayShow ☺️

@PresentTenseAte Always.

@ThatRayShow I hope you find some cheese in there

More likely, she'll just bring up some shit from the past. "Houston, we've had a problem." "Say again, Artemis II?" "..." "Come in, Artemis II. What is the problem?" "If you don't know, why should I tell you?" "Artemis II, what is your status?" "I just think it's funny that..."

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I’m like the X-rated Britney Spears. 🤪

Cooter gonna be drier than a Popeye's biscuit.

@jayplemons @bungarsargon She can't possibly be that stupid in real life, can she?

Batya Ungar-Sargon: MAGA voters couldn't care less about the Epstein files @bungarsargon "Nobody cares about Jeffrey Epstein. This is another thing that the podcast world was obsessed with... But it was nothing. There's nothing in the files to implicate anybody else of any criminal wrongdoing except Jeffrey Epstein, which Trump knew."

Why the fuck am I wide awake at 3 AM? Oh. Right. The depression.

Waffle!

I am functioning purely on anger and caffeine right now. The caffeine tank is dwindling, and the anger tank is overflowing .

@YesThatVCharles Speaking as someone who is a lot closer to 70 than 60, I want to say "Shut up". But I also want to say "Happy Birthday". And also "Buckle up, Sonny. It goes downhill FAST once you hit 60".

BONJOUR À TOUS! J'ai cinquante-neuf ans depuis les huit dernières heures… et ça craint vraiment. Je ne recommande pas de vieillir…