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I swear to god if David Hamilton connects on a punch tonight it’s over for me.

All I see is that the brewers are throwing at Wilson in the 1st and don’t have Yelich in the lineup so we can’t retaliate against him.

Yoshida not being in the lineup just means he’s gonna have a HUGE pinch hit AB late in the game. And we all know he’ll deliver. It’s just what he does.

Willson Contreras warming up for tonight’s game

@barstoolspringb @ella_grif @DanteTheDon Sick of Ella already

.@ella_grif checks in with @DanteTheDon after he left the Friday Night Pints group chat

@FanDuel I paid $17 for one at GABP a week ago. $7.70 my ass

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@HebHammer94 Fabulous tweet Sammy 😭😭

It’s snowing outside and the Red Sox team bus is parked outside my window (left)

@BOSSportsGordo They’re gonna hate this but you’re right man.

Ownership has signed off on three nine-figure deals in the last calendar year. They gave the FO the green light to spend money and trade future assets this winter. Highest payroll in team history, 6th highest CBT number in baseball. Blame em for Mookie, full throttle, everything ‘20-‘24. It was awful. But going from last year’s product to this year’s is on others before it’s on ownership.

We could win 8 straight and only be 2 games over .500😭

You’re an idiot if: - you thinking a firing fixes this team - you think a DFA of Story fixes this team - you think a FSG sale fixes this team This team has a problem and it’s the players, coaches and front offices job to right the ship. A firing is just another step backwards

Story hitting 5th. Good. Now let’s make Masa lead off and bat Roman second

@KutterIsKing I’m spending way too much money to go to one of the worst cities in America and sit in 40 degree weather to watch the worst team in baseball play the very good in comparison, Minnesota Twins,

I’m willingly driving 2+ hours to watch this team play in person later this month

@RafaelaEnjoyer And boy oh boy was I fucking PISSED after that game

At this time we are at the exact equivalent point of the patriots losing to the raiders

@MayerIsKing I read this as a lineup and about spazzed on you

This is how the Red Sox need to look defensively until going forward: DH: Roman Anthony 1B: Willson Contreras 2B: Marcelo Mayer (should be SS but won’t) SS: Trevor Story 3B: Caleb Durbin LF: Jarren Duran/Masataka Yoshida CF: Ceddanne Rafaela RF: Wilyer Abreu Roman Anthony needs to work on his footwork. Story should be 2B but it would never happen.

@Steve_Perrault Just let em run out on the line and high five their friends before each game. Easy solution.

Red Sox Opening Day record: 2-0 Red Sox everything else record: 0-8

@jayhaykid Why not us

Teams to win 2 or fewer of their first 10 games in a season who went on to win the World Series that season: 1914: Boston Braves 1935: Detroit Tigers 1977: New York Yankees 1991: Minnesota Twins

I don’t quite believe it strongly now, but I’ll tell everyone right now my motto will be ‘why not us?’ for the foreseeable future.

Regardless of Roman’s bad throw, this all comes down to walks yet again. Absolutely. Cannot. Give. Up. Free. Bases. Especially against the brewers

Enjoy sweet caroline Fenway!

Roman is never beating these allegations