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@WallStreetApes Bro is trying to pass this off like he's not at the airport. Everyone knows you get raped at the airport when buying anyhing.

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@messedupfoods The fact that you took the time to explain that makes you more retarded than me.
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@messedupfoods Oh yes because when the doordash driver eats my food I always leave a incorrectly closed bottle of Sweet baby Ray's BBQ sauce on the top half of the togo container as I'm taking a photo as well.
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@OneBadDude_ I wonder how often unsolved murders go on because the police realized the woman was completely insufferable.
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@LASHYBILLS If she was ugly, no one would give a shit.
Darwin awards are for people stupid enough to think you will live a long life drinking 6 energy drinks per day.
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@PlanetOfMemes It's a race to the end of humanity.
Thank God most of these people will never have children.
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@lady_valor_07 Only if you're a dumbass who doesn't know how to Google or research what the two main mission objectives for this flight are. Welcome to the stupid club here's your official membership.
GIF
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@interesting_aIl What's even more crazy is trying to convince me that the any of them are different other than the first and the rest.
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@WildSentences Signs that you've already failed. 1. You're working in a fake box called a cubicle.
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@akafaceUS Bro literally swallowed a frog. As if the Australian accent wasn't already annoying enough this really takes it to an entirely new level.
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@akafaceUS Oh wow let's go to one of the most vapid gatherings full of people who think they're better than literally everybody else. Oh well people like this are one of the reasons that society is so fucking sick. She celebrate this you're a fucking retard.
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@charlesmore25 At first when I saw the legs I thought that was Ariana Grande. But also why are his calves and his thighs and his biceps all the same size? There's something very wrong here anatomically going on. I think I walk more steps in a day than this kid does in a year.
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Feminism and the destruction of the nuclear family is responsible for this.
But also why are so many women so stupid to think that working and being alone and independent and not raising a family and not having a legacy is better than being a miserable old cat lady... You do realize that that's what most of your futures are going to be since you want to be strong independent females that don't need a man and don't want a family. The inevitability of your future ends in sadness, loneliness and regret.
And it seems like there are millions of you going in that direction.
And it's going to be a bleak future for you all.
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The fertility rate of employed conservative women is, on average, 1.39. Liberal women? Only .7
Reminder: the U.S replacement rate is 2.1
Further proving my point— the future of western civilization is screwed if we don’t take appealing to female voters seriously.
Charlie Smirkley@charliesmirkley
Liberal women just have careers instead of kids? Employed women only. Full-time or part-time. Ages 25-35 mean kids. 2020s: Con 1.39 vs Lib 0.70
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It's really not racist to hate a group of people that are perpetuating 50% of all the murders and violent crimes even though they're only 14% of the demographic. That's called being smart. And anyone who isn't concerned is a fucking moron. White per capita shootings are lower in the United States than they are in Finland. America looks like it has a major gun problem but really it has a black problem. Because when you remove all of the black gun statistics this country doesn't even come in the top 10 for gun violence per capita. But let's ignore all of those facts and pander to these people until they destroy our society.
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@denverfla @joeroganhq Be part of the most retarded party in the country. It's like being the coolest guy on the short bus.
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@joeroganhq How does someone with that level of intelligence get in a position to affect the lives of millions???🤡🇺🇸🇺🇸
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