𝔸𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝔸𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕎𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕨𝕠𝕝𝕗

@otokyo__ purpose

MEN ONLY!!! Without saying drugs... what is the cure for depression?

Reddit used to be filled with vile pieces of shit and now it's trying to clean itself up and it's actually getting worse.

If they can’t get me lucrative acting work I’m not interested in who Ancestry.com says I’m related to.

Being a purple belt is so hard. Today I rolled with six people. Blue belt, blue belt, black belt, black belt, black belt, black belt. Then afterwardsI cleaned off the mats.🥋

@ronsterd89 👍🏽 yep

You don’t want my opinion you want your opinion coming out of my mouth.

I'm the kind of comedian that's only unintentionally funny.

These under shorts are literally called the 'ball bag.' What I'm trying to say is grow a pair! underarmour.com/en-us/p/ua_box…

These days, the only place bullying is okay is combat sports. Basically, what I'm trying to say is wanna spar?

@lady_valor_07 Either Phil or James

Listening to "Ep. 360: The Perfect Training Camp, feat. Josh McKinney" at buzzsprout.com/243161/episode…

Eve: Does he have two buttholes? Allen: Yeah, he's full grown.

My farts are brutal right now!

Respect everyone... Disrespect day laborers and you'll have vatos going from Menudo to MMA in dos segundos.

This black belt explains how to structure "Ep. 360: The Perfect Training Camp, feat. Josh McKinney" at buzzsprout.com/243161/episode…

@Matt_Pinner Yeah but does she want my body?

Do men actually find muscular women like this attractive? 😱

This guy is happier than 90% of humanity #starwars #starwarsmemes #starw... youtube.com/shorts/Bw3zDP_… via @YouTube

I march to the beat of my own drum machine

@PhaedoShade Grimace can go to hell! He deserves all the rage.

@TimTrueheart I had a breakthrough that my hurt & frustration wasn’t about the caramel drizzle but that the McFlurry machine is ALWAYS out of order no matter what McDonald’s I go to. Once I stopped projecting my rage onto other chains and focused it solely on Grimace life instantly got better.

Sorry that I went beastmode inside Starbucks because they ran out of caramel drizzle.