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Timi

@Timi_Kinetics

Manchester United. Certified loner.

Joined Ekim 2025
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Timi@Timi_Kinetics·
It’s frustrating to see people act surprised about the Oyo kidnappings as if this is new. We haven't forgotten the Chibok girls from 2014, and clearly, online shouting didn't solve anything back then.
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Gina Efa@ginaoda5·
Have you ever pretended to be on a call just to avoid talking to someone? 😭
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Alabi@the_Lawrenz·
Who is the most useless Governor in Nigeria currently?
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RUKEVWE👸✨@Ruky_Baby27·
Pity your life and enter relationship, you don dey old abeg.
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Timi@Timi_Kinetics·
@Ruky_Baby27 Me wey never fit feed myself 🥺
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Beeee🌸💗😚@Oyinlofsoftlife·
Sometimes you have to go broke, lose people you love, and watch friends turn on you before you get to where you’re meant to be.
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Rita🎀@Rita_mila3040·
Ladies, you visit a massage parlor and notice the masseuse admiring your body. Do you leave immediately, or do you just continue with your massage?
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Timi@Timi_Kinetics·
@Uno_009 Most cursed president in the world right now is tinubu 😂
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Mayor Of Calabar
Mayor Of Calabar@Uno_009·
List of Useless people Nigeria: 1.Bola Ahmed Tinubu 2. Shettima 3.APC supporters 4. MTN 5. Airtel 6. Wike 7. Akpabio 8. Reno omokri 9. Omojuwa 10. Kenneth Okonkwo 11. BAT 12. Desmond Eliot 13. Tinubu 14. Shettima 15. Adams oshiomole 16. Tinubu 17. Ben Bruce 18. Shettima 19. Peller 20. Tinubu Add yours
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Qatchie@onyicki·
I'm literarily boiling here. How can someone eat the leftover food you saved for dinner. I just planned in my head that this is what we'll have for dinner. Minutes later I'm smelling that same food in the kitchen. The person munching away with joy. Everyone will go hungry tonight 😫😡
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Timi@Timi_Kinetics·
@onyicki It will be bloody 😂
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Ayo@Eludex13·
One of my guy met a girl 3 days ago and they smashed already😂💔
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Timi@Timi_Kinetics·
@Eludex13 They are so cheap
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Ria💕@Uche_Gloriaa·
I am putting N100,000 on the table for anyone who can point out 7 significant positive things Tinübu has done and how you have benefited from it since becoming President. The floor is yours. 👇🏾
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Evelyn David
Evelyn David@traciigold·
I used to act all tough and strong with my ex. But with this particular guy, I became all soft. Every time I'm around him, I act like a cat. I'm more vulnerable than I have ever been, even with my parents.
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Nanaba Scorpee
Nanaba Scorpee@nanaba_scorpee·
One boy is somewhere right now working hard just to make his cheating girlfriend happy…what a life.
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💞Blissful Tee💞
💞Blissful Tee💞@TheBlissfulTee·
What's a polite way to get someone to stop talking to you when their breath stinks??? I'm fighting for my life 😫
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Timi@Timi_Kinetics·
@TheBlissfulTee 😂😂😂😂😂 God abeg Me I will keep enduring o
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