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@troyesivan @tyleroakley came in who?

@tyleroakley well... when a hipster and a douchebag love each other very much...

@troyesivan Because sleep is for the weak

OH SHIT.

@JakeFoushee and it wasn't low blows and video hoes, am I the only one getting tired?

cereal is an acceptable meal at all times of the day

If you think there's nothing to eat, think of what the items you see are actually used for to get creative ideas on how to consume them

Pokémon fun

i wrote a poem about sunday night's sunday night's they are not fun i want to die don't talk to me

Analogies of interest

@troyesivan As opposed to only figuratively not knowing.

@JakeFoushee you acting kind of shady ain't callin me baby why the sudden change?

Best song of the summer for sure youtu.be/jofNR_WkoCE

Speaks for itself

Twitter really is only for famous people...

If there's a universe for every possibility then there must be once where machines run on children's tears

Parent spazzes at me then tells me "don't get upset" like my mood is unrelated to the situation and a personal attack on her -.- ... Wtf