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@MicroBrain123 @Judges_beard @amper0627 @JeffPassan @DavidPurdum And prolly ducking the heavy af taxes everyone thinks they’ll let slide. Dumb

@Judges_beard @amper0627 @JeffPassan @DavidPurdum No good comes from gambling except winning boatloads of cash!

The Major League Baseball Players Association wants to pursue a ban on all MLB-related prop bets, aiming to combat harassment from disgruntled gamblers, a source told ESPN. Story about its proposal Thursday to MLB, free and unlocked, with @DavidPurdum: espn.com/espn/betting/s…

@SaintHendrx @TheRealGalpin @JeffPassan @DavidPurdum So if house always wins just a matter of time for you then huh?

@TheRealGalpin @JeffPassan @DavidPurdum Shouldnt be banning the props but i completely agree they need to take a step back and stop pushing this shit down young men’s throats. Im profitable but have seen too many of my friends throw basically their entire life savings away because of sports gambling. House always wins

@BlkKnight2Mech @theOXperiment @JeffPassan @DavidPurdum Hope you paid the 4-5k taxes you likely ducked

@theOXperiment @JeffPassan @DavidPurdum I made $11K last year off $500 just on MLB alone. Fuck you and the whore you rode in on

@bruh19041319 @TalkNats Sorry I’m high on adrenaline still from taking over your stadium 🙏

@TwoHeadGoat_ @TalkNats Yo you’re literally in every single comment section talking about us 😭 go breathe some fresh air and take a walk or smt lmao

Bryce Harper did in fact stick up a finger at #Nats fans in a vulgar message. He wanted plausible deniability so he made it his ring finger (media laughs) as he explains his side. Sorry pal, you knew what you were doing. What a dope. How classless. And then he tries to turn it that fans were booing Trea Turner? Try again Harper. Just like in 2019 when your family complained about 1 idiot, not even a Nats fan, once said something about your kid and you tried to make that news.

@SleeperNats BAAAAAAANG

Schwarber Harper Marsh This feels like do or die time for not only this game but the entire season. #Natitude

@SleeperNats Phillies fan here to say I’m glad I’m not a nationals fan bc how did sleeper endorse such a whiney doomer hahahahahahahahaha

The Nationals last 3 games: 5-0 blown lead 4-3 blown lead with 2 outs and 2 strikes 5-0/8-6 blown lead with 2 outs and 2 strikes Oh and all against the Phillies in the biggest series of the decade. It doesn’t get much worse than that. #Natitude

@TwoFaceTheGreat @ihatethecap @GarysheffieldJr @JeffPassan He’s spent the same amount for 20+ years. Even w inflation. He actually spends that much less and pays his players 2002 wages lmfao That’s owner issue not players

@ihatethecap @GarysheffieldJr @JeffPassan lmfao this whole trope of them not being “able to” is such horseshit. cleveland’s owner is one of the richest in the sport and he don’t spend shit lmao

MLB's latest proposal mimics other sports with strict contract limits. Free agents would be limited to five-year, $202 million contracts. (That is 15% of the proposed cap number and would rise.) Juan Soto's deal with the New York Mets was for 3x the years and 3.8x the dollars.

@mmkatakuriko @NickAube78373 @dodgers_f @MLB @MLBPS_US

@NickAube78373 @dodgers_f @MLB @MLBPS_US You’re right. One trick pony is nowhere close to the goat.

Shohei Ohtani will be the National League’s starting DH at the All-Star Game! Ohtani earns an automatic bid after leading all NL players in Phase 1 voting.

@mmkatakuriko @NickAube78373 @MLB @MLBPS_US Hope Sanchez isn’t pitching. Ohtani will strike out every AB he sees him

@NickAube78373 @MLB @MLBPS_US Cope? Shohei fraud is starting pal. Seems like you’re the one that needs coping 😭😭 No one wants to watch a one-trick pony get K in ASG .

@MAButz @OnPattison He isn’t gonna pitch he hardly does as is lol

@OnPattison And what if he pitches? Ohtani can’t do both that night.

Tough break for Kyle Schwarber.

@KimR1025426 @OnPattison Nah. He didn’t. But he is amazing.

@OnPattison He got screwed out of the MVP last year. He had more homeruns than Ohtani and more RBI.

@bitzer_rl @KennyPickettB @DAVEY_FIRED Please take him. Degenerative disk issues, Pain management therapies at age 22 or whatever I’m afraid he’s cooked my friend. Take him Alvarado and Keller off ours hands PLEASE

@KennyPickettB @DAVEY_FIRED aidan miller just start mentally preparing for excruciating blown leads while u recover

You can thank Mitchell Parker, Gus Varland, Richard Lovelady, and Clayton Beeter when CJ Abrams is wearing Dodger blue in August. Good night

@Sanchez4Cy @happycitizem @KennyPickettB @DAVEY_FIRED Alvarado and Keller. Cheap ass owner goes for that.

@happycitizem @KennyPickettB @DAVEY_FIRED You can gladly take Alvarado

It will 😭😭🙏

@Blake_T_B7 @Mikeysurf @davidaldridgedc lol don’t “sir” shit Yall have the most runs scored, comfortably. Second most runs against you, behind Rockies. Common sense says you have to sell off some offense to fix your horrific pitching.

@Mikeysurf @davidaldridgedc Sir, you say stuff like this all the time on this app. That is literally the whole point. Everyone sharing their opinions, whether they’re ridiculous or not. You’re not the arbiter of what people can or can’t say, especially something super innocuous like that

The Nats are quickly approaching the “no, we didn’t expect to be in the playoff race, but we’re about to hack off the other 20 guys in the clubhouse if we don’t improve this bullpen, rapidly” stage of the season.

@chadb245 @fam_Denn @lochlahn You’ll say DC is better??? I’m greater Philadelphia and there’s some rough spots in the city, but the passion is unmatched. DC is small and dangerous. I jus think it’s weird yall boo them and say Philly sucks when dc is violent too.

@TwoHeadGoat_ @fam_Denn @lochlahn I am mad at the Nats bullpen. I am not mad at Harper or Turner. I hope they enjoy that city more than I did. Philadelphia is horrible just like New York City.

Bryce Harper clarified that he flashed his ring finger at the fans chanting expletives at him in right field, not his middle finger. “Obviously, everybody heard it. I heard the other night, I mean, they were doing the same thing to Trea.”

@gameskinz01 @77KeenAce77 Train there, train home heading south, before game, after game, in each section we sat or floated to mid game… at least 50-50 Thanks for making it fun tho. Yall are squeeky geeky types. 🙏

@gameskinz01 @77KeenAce77 Bro I have video of us hijacking sections 3 nights in a row. Pride night yall were pretty deep, except, a lot of guys/girls said they were fans of whatever teams. Not nationals. Dead ass. The first and third game we saw (the wins only this time missed game 1) it was more us

Go Fetch pussy

@NatsGal @lochlahn Don’t get me wrong, he’s gotten our boos too, and surely a few Phillies fans did somewhere there. I noted nationals though bc I think it’s weird you boo him AND Harper. I hear chirping towards trea though by us usually, not boos. More “get your shit together” than anything.

@NatsGal @lochlahn Cool. I was there 3 games, in 3 sections, and a few times we moved around. I heard boos from every spot and specifically noted nationals gear on those people every time. I’m telling you it happens. I see it every year.