Umkuluwa🤧

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Umkuluwa🤧

@Use_Jae

Quote: I thought I was right, until I changed my mind and thought I was right again... reminds me to be teachable.| I think out loud on twitter.

Oblivion Joined Nisan 2022

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Ꮍᴀᴇʟ@elle91·23h

We should've stopped somewhere between discovering fire and filing taxes. We did too much

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sKy@xnumb9·14h

are you having human feelings you godlike demon

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Umkuluwa🤧@Use_Jae·2h

@JanaSwart1 You know what? Afriforum isn't so bad. 😭

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Jana Swart@JanaSwart1·5h

it’s matchday in durbbbbzzzz ⚽️🇿🇦

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Umkuluwa🤧@Use_Jae·3h

@Bokang_BigSis Who tf is your doctor 😭😭

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Big Sis 🇿🇦@Bokang_BigSis·4h

A doctor will never say quit smoking it’s always alcohol 😭

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Umkuluwa🤧@Use_Jae·4h

@mbalis_bakery They're usually insecure at home 😭

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Mbali Mashinini@mbalis_bakery·5h

Top of the morning

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Umkuluwa🤧@Use_Jae·7h

@Chime_Fave

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Favour Chime@Chime_Fave·16h

boobs to your mouth name a fish

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Umkuluwa🤧 retweeted

Leo Tolstoy Literature@LeoTollstoy·15h

You cannot hurt me. I read Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, Kafka, Nietzsche, Kierkegaard and Camus for fun.

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Umkuluwa🤧@Use_Jae·16h

@KabeloMusic You did Cyan again, didn't you??😭

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PRINCE KAYBEE@KabeloMusic·17h

So Joburg doesn’t have a 24hr pharmacy?

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Umkuluwa🤧@Use_Jae·16h

@Samuel769878 @DefaultReece

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Sacrilege@Samuel769878·16h

@Use_Jae @DefaultReece Here comes the victim. I'm sure you like to bully people and pretend you're the victim because you're Black.

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Reece@DefaultReece·1d

Too many people wanna be the bully and the victim

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Umkuluwa🤧 retweeted

Boipelo@serapeboipelo·17h

If im the problem... Why they always wanna come back? 😫

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Umkuluwa🤧@Use_Jae·17h

@girlala001 @DefaultReece

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.@girlala001·18h

@Use_Jae @DefaultReece its ppl in general stfu

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Umkuluwa🤧@Use_Jae·20h

@harrisonJNIOR As long as they bring back the recipe too ❄️

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HARRISON fell off ✨@harrisonJNIOR·1d

They just have to bring back 1899 coke and place a huge prize tag on it and let classism do its work.

Attah Akor@attah_akor

Evolution of Coca-Cola

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Umkuluwa🤧 retweeted

sine.@sneminaj·1d

Cheating on a pregnant woman is betrayal at its absolute lowest.

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Umkuluwa🤧@Use_Jae·20h

@BRICSinfo "by any means necessary" 🤝

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BRICS News@BRICSinfo·20h

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iran's IRGC lowers minimum age for war-related support roles to 12 years old.

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Umkuluwa🤧@Use_Jae·20h

@Jvnior I kinda understand the Jewish m"rder though

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Jvnior@Jvnior·1d

I finally understand Hitler. I don’t understand the murder or drugs. But I get his hatred for jews. It’s justified.

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Umkuluwa🤧@Use_Jae·1d

@lilyally98

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Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧@lilyally98·1d

No man, I repeat,is out of a woman’s league.

F4kaika🦅@Faksback666

Women, how do you approach guys like this knowing they are way above your league?

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Umkuluwa🤧 retweeted

🐘🧀@DangMarquis·1d

Daniel Cormier told Jon Jones “You doing steroids, snorting cocaine and sandblasting prostitutes” and Jon said “Prostiutes???” 😭😭😭

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Umkuluwa🤧@Use_Jae·1d

@triiadxx Thought it developed at 25 😅

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Triiad ୭୭@triiadxx·1d

Because their frontal lobes has developed and they choose better men, not out of desperation but true partnerships

Qadi@Bigqadi

I wonder why

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Umkuluwa🤧 retweeted

$@2xsam_·1d

I’d rather cut u off completely than limit the way I fw u.

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