Samuel L. Rosstein

@kdhanjal12 So many vans sacrificed…

This is why you shouldn't speed. #Speedkills #drivesober

Bro recorded this message before he died to play at his funeral😭🤣🤣🤣

@DJRTistic Many Questions: What about the dudes that THINK they can dress well…but can’t? Where the n*ggas that DIDN’T make the cut? Who makes that decision? What did *their* outfits look like? Does everyone just stand around and talk about what they’re wearing for 3 straight days?

Ladies, are y’all excited about this???

mood ✊🏿 #blackhistorymonth

@bajh_ You’re good then! You should be concerned if the don’t 😂😂

why do niggas kiss ya ass cheeks after f*ckin? 😭

@WUTangKids Are silencers legal in the states now??

Picking up Chinese food in America…

@iitskey This is a great idea. I don’t mind sharing my location, but the ABUSE of such technology is often ignored. If I got a *ting* every 5 mins, it’s time for me to block, bc you don’t know moderation or self control 🥴

apple should notify you whenever somebody check yo location

How to fall asleep quickly. The 4-7-8 Method (backed by science):

A natural way to assist the liver 😇

Bill Bailey moonwalking in 1955, decades before Michael Jackson

HOW TO BECOME A BEAST IN 6 MONTHS

@RonFilipkowski “most often used current phrases or statements” wut? …did he poll for this info? 😂 Also, this part sounds like the part he *wasn’t* supposed to type. Idiot

Cult leader appreciates cult members.

😂😂😂

@RonFilipkowski Why do his eyes roll back and lids close when he’s doing 5,466,985,008,343 consecutive air quotes?? It looks like he’s performing a seance 😂😂😂

Junior did one of his wildest rants yet today. He’s mad at the Washington Post now.

@KarlousM You would have bought it too if it were ‘92 today. Chill.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 y’all bought this shit.

Lol not sure that this one tracks 😂