Albanian Cake

@klarusboy @chetkelly69 @ThirdParty @ThirdParty without slop hour and call ins we no longer have enough censorship work, you are taking food out of our mouths Dave.

@chetkelly69 @ThirdParty you should unblock @chetkelly69

GO TO HELL OBAMA

🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨 A truly great American musician, Ozzie “The Wizard” Osborne, has passed away. But what life it was. As the front man for Aerosmith, Osborne had the most #1 hit albums in the 1980s and then went on to star in “Family Jewels,” one of the most beloved reality TV shows. He is survived by his brother Tom Dream On, old friend. Dream on indeed

@DennySponheim1 This would not happen if the Roof Koreans came back.

@chetkelly69 Why is Tubbs in whiteface?.

IT'S THE BEST DAY OF THE WEEK

@klarusboy Chew it occasionally when I get the craving for a gay cigarette name.

do people still chew gum?

@fbiBrad @klarusboy @BowTiedGrandma I can neither confirm nor deny, however, the friend who asked is noted for chicanery in messing up tesco toilets.

@VictoryForCake @klarusboy @BowTiedGrandma I bet it's that Pastor Jackson fellow

@klarusboy @fbiBrad @BowTiedGrandma Is this compatible with peeing in the shower, asking for a friend.

@fbiBrad @BowTiedGrandma my best friend gave me some, its just a little tablet looking thing you put outside of the stream of the water and it slowly dissolves. super nice for when you are sick

@elonmusk It seems by criticising retarded shit, you eventually start spouting it yourself.

@Absolunar I see one razor for balls, one for facial hair, and one for your head. Also proraso makes your balls have a nice aftersmell.

The Shaved.

@chetkelly69 I didn't know there was a cabinet position for making mediocre chili.

GUYS I JUST GOT THE BEST EMAIL. IM NOW IN TRUMP'S CABINET

With AI, we have reached a new threshold of shitposting , thank you grok.

@Absolunar Will you get oily shits for a week with this?, looks good though.

rubbing my big belly :]<3

@Absolunar Happy Birthday, I hope you get the woman of your dreams to jack you off in the homedepot parking lot, while buying materials for home renovation.

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The Albanian Science ministry is trying to identify this young man who is believed to be the originator and Patient Zero for a super Botulism outbreak in the early 1980's. If you know this man please contact the relevant authorities.

I like Jewish people, I have no problem with Jewish people - David Jon Sponheim (presidential candidate). Americas Third Party. The Jews are in control of global finances and you are shills for their agenda - David Jon Sponheim (presidential candidate). Americas Third Party.

@JaccoZed I hope you have a helmet amongst all your hats.

I remember scoffing when my wife mentioned months ago that martial law was coming. On Tuesday evening, I scoffed too - at first. How wrong I was. 역시 아내 얘기 들으면 자다가도 떡을 얻어먹는다 english.hani.co.kr/arti/english_e… #southkorea #martiallaw

I've sent my friend a video game every birthday for the last 6 years, and he never plays any of them, this deeply hurts me.

@LosSquare Have you tried being polite and responding when people are concerned about you @LosSquare

How do i stop my phone from buzz

@Absolunar My favourite part of that episode was when Tony jizzed into the radiator because the therapist pissed him off.

@Absolunar Is that why there is white stuff inbetween them?.

they're kinda like Boobs lol