Lickspigot Smellfeast

Go Greece fighting, Maguires on the alcopops (Greece fighting, go Greece fighting) Go Greece fighting, then Harry tried to bribe the cops (Greece fighting, go Greece fighting) The Scousers smile He lost his trial For Greece fighting! Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap.... #harrymaguire

BREAKING: Spurs become the first team in history to have zero New Manager Bounce three times in the same season

12 April 1925. Children’s TV writer Oliver Postgate was born in Hendon. He created TV puppet characters Noggin the Nog, The Clangers, Bagpuss and Ivor the Engine. His grandfather-on his mother’s side- was George Lansbury, the Labour Party Leader from 1932 to 1935.

"His name is Rio and he dances down the wing..... He'll cut inside and score to make the kopites sing"

Ding Ding Ding

Salah gone from Twinkle Toes to Treacle Toes. I hope he scores though. #LFC #LIVFUL

The Islamic Republic of Iran has just been nominated to the UN Committee for Programme and Coordination to shape policy on women's rights, human rights, disarmament and terrorism prevention. The British government, of course, did not object to Iran’s appointment — even though the Iranian regime has been massacring thousands and thousands of protestors this year. At least it shows satire is not dead. NEXT UP> Satan nominated to investigate sin.

BIRTHDAY WIN FOR BUNTING! 🙌 Stephen Bunting marks his 41st birthday with victory over Luke Littler! The Liverpudlian capitalises on a below-par display from the World Champion to secure his spot in the semi-finals! 📲 bit.ly/NewPDCApp #PLDarts | QF3

@GraemeKelly1 This is why I defend Slot more often than not to a extent. Players have to take a big share of blame.

The IQ of some of our players is fucking terrible. Just basic things.

@PLforIndia @NUFC @donmcelhoney

This Isak goal v Liverpool 🤩 @NUFC

@wiglife30 He's a soft pudding Edward. I want monsters at the back. And another at the 6.

@WildManWaterloo It’s why he’ll still probably end up at the free transfer kings Madrid. Then sold somewhere for millions

The only reason to give Konate a new contract is to retain his value so we can sell him.

@donmcelhoney Rather Darwin Nunez

@WildManWaterloo Ekitike repeatedly losing the ball .Bring on Harvey Elliot .

Keeping this at 1-0 is a result. More and it's a struggle next leg. 1-1 from Isak or Salah off the bench would feel like a win #PSGLFC #LFC

@Anfieldlnsider Good man

Sorry, guys, I do not share or understand the pessimism. I’m absolutely fine with that 1st half, our edge on the break, & would take 1-0 back to Anfield now. But Mo will come on, & we’ll take a result home.

Most people on my timeline desperate for us to lose so they can say I told you so. Loads loving the set up, 20 mins in they're slating it. Pathetic. Grow up you wet wipes, I'd be supporting the team in League two. We'll get back the top, but don't give less energy supporting now.

@donmcelhoney Yeah, very.

@WildManWaterloo Easy

A genuine crime

@KeithHanfo49232 Trades (@) construction-resources.co.uk Becca

Anyone got work on in Liverpool? got cscs and driving license will take anything at the minute labouring, warehouse or anything else which is available👍