Yubeast

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Yubeast

@YuBeast

"who designed this piece of shit" | brevity=sole*whit -some asshole(me)

Ankh-Morpork Joined Nisan 2013

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Yubeast@YuBeast·7 Eki

never again is a lie

Al Jazeera English@AJEnglish

More than 41,800 people have been killed in a year of Israel’s genocide against Palestinians in Gaza. The health ministry in Gaza has confirmed the identities of more than 34,000 of them. Here are their names.

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Yubeast@YuBeast·6h

@skyler_higley

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Skyler Higley@skyler_higley·6h

His beard looks great in this picture!

Rain Drops Media@Raindropsmedia1

Tyler Perry spotted with his new girlfriend! 👀✨🤍

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Yubeast@YuBeast·6h

@midphrenologist bible study

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Dr. New Mid, MD@midphrenologist·6h

Can yall recommend some chats to get kicked out of for guys just getting into chats to get kicked out of

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Yubeast@YuBeast·23h

@TheWapplehouse sometimes dudes rock

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Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse·1d

Dude stood there and held the phone until someone could unlock it with Face ID what a bro

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Yubeast@YuBeast·1d

@Srirachachau hobbes and shaw was way more fun, and funny, than i thought it would be

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Mr. Chau@Srirachachau·1d

His best blockbuster role was in Fast 5 where he gets to play heel to the Fast boys. He's a good heel! Obviously was very good at this in his wrestling days

Fender Belly@fender_belly

Dwayne Johnson should try playing a bad guy again.

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Yubeast@YuBeast·1d

@KFartx gotta start somewhere

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Trevor Roberts@OrbitalOddity·1d

Prayer permitted at foreman's discretion.

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Isaiah Worrington@cyberdreamsss·1d

helms

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Yubeast@YuBeast·1d

@hausofdecline @languishedhair ....$8,650 now

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline·1d

@languishedhair Probably not, but i could really use the $8,645

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Haus of Decline@hausofdecline·1d

I feel like i should get $5 if anyone successfully finishes to a selfie I've posted

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yoshitakaamanoinc.com/post/yoshitaka…

Yubeast@YuBeast·1d

@NoahGarfinkel "i tried to make a silly little drawing and accidently ended up summoning an eldritch thought-being humanity had previously successfully erased all mention of" ALL HAIL NIRTO! ALL HAIL NIRTO!

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Noah Garfinkel@NoahGarfinkel·1d

The premise of this drawing is “What if there was a typo at the nitro cold brew factory?”

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Yubeast@YuBeast·2d

The Disadvantages of Trees sound like the title of a pretentious novel

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Yubeast@YuBeast·2d

@tweetsandboobs obligatory:

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ChihuahuaEnjoyer420@tweetsandboobs·2d

Just went to start the process of being a Medicare provider and it says I am a Medicare provider. And then the memories of doing this one year ago came flooding back.

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@desusnice

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Desus MF Nice💯@desusnice·2d

what if netanyahu is just feeling shy?

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WeRateDogs@dog_rates·2d

This is Goose. He wants to know where you're going. If it's not too late, he'd like to suggest the park. 12/10

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microplastics slime quest 🧫@facetedcarapace

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@muddaub @ImDocPlague early bird gets the best mug

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your cousin Vinny@muddaub·2d

@ImDocPlague my friend’s husband recently gave her shit about picking *HIS* favorite mug frequently and I was like bitch your needs don’t matter

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Femininomicon@ImDocPlague·2d

Sure you love your wife, but do you keep a mental ranking of her favorite coffee cups to make sure she has her most favorite available when she needs a cup of tea?

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@languishedhair @iloveairbagged

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tokey@languishedhair·2d

@iloveairbagged the idea that "people have sex in relationships" being uniquely american is really fucking funny to me.

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kate bush’s husband 2@iloveairbagged·2d

"Do Americans really?" You are a wannabe vtuber and noted fandom tourist who posts "fuck my incel life" and stolen /v/ memes every single day and you wonder why you haven't been in a serious relationship and/or had sex with 1-3 people by your 20s.