Strangetamer69666

Kids don’t blow bubbles or play with chalk anymore They just watch videos of people screaming in stores and bothering the employees

D4vd boutta get it 🎶 in the back of his buh 🎶

One time I was on the front of a roller coaster and we were going up the chain lift and it was really steep so the first cart popped off the track and I flipped upside down and the front of my cart killed the ppl in 2nd row and it did a Rollie pollie and everyone died except me

Why tf my bitmoji pregnant? 🫃😭

Bro I thought my balls dropped in like the 2nd grade cause in the summer time them bitches would SAG like I was actually insecure about having saggy balls

I be saying I wanna die n shit but honestly if I could fake my own death and live out my days on an island, I would.

In 7th grade, my friend spread a rumor about me molesting my dog. That made things hard on me for months and it kept coming back up throughout the school year (and even later) During that time, I was trying to figure out how to fake my own death so everyone would feel bad.

I remember back in September… Shordy I was talking to called me sad n crying cause she thought d4vd was found dead in his own car Bitch that niggas the culprit! And a pedophile You look stupid now

If I have an opp that’s a murderer that’s not even scary… Now if he has a track record of cutting his other opps Legs off… Where they gotta walk on their hands and shit… That’s scary bro, you win

@jlay3133 So smoove

If you got android I’m not sending you no emojis 😹🤦‍♂️ You getting these XD ;)

in = locked

Bae want her clit swished around like listerine

My YouTube algorithm turn evil after 2am 😈😭

@MambaArchives Mj 100% avicii yes because he was fire And I wanna say juice mainly cuss Enid fanbase got really annoying when he died so maybe they would be less annoying if he didn’t die

You can only bring back 3 to life, who are you choosin?

@BalaramanB44917 @Sweet_Kristy101 This is nasty dude

Ladies, what’s your favourite??😅

I lose my mind every time I see a rapper on trial and they put glasses on em ☝️🥸😭😭😭

@Mahmud_wazeeree Harry porter

First movie that comes to mind? 🤔🎬

I’m gonna tell my future kids how I met their mom on a rejection induced quick add spree after a failed talking stage with a girl that lived in South Dakota

I want my ex’s new boyfriend to get jealous and ask about me and she’ll push her hair hair back behind her ear and blush and be like “yeah we kinda like used to go out or whtvr” And I’m just fat as hell

Somebody die and all the sudden niggas got the word “unwavering” in they back pocket Ok encyclopedia brown, now resurrect dat niggah