champion.

Liverpool failed to have a single shot on target in a Champions League game for the first time in six years 😲

Arne Slot is expected to fix Liverpool but a kid exposed his tactics in 20 seconds 😭

even if person fuck up one day, try remember all the days wey he don try for you.

Red cards in UCL: 2 — Pau Cubarsí 2 — Pepe Cubarsí has played 94 fewer matches.

Barcelona fans after fulltime

God Ghanaians are so fucking stupid. Can’t they see they’re creating inflation themselves with this fuckass behavior

I have just watched an Lebanese man tell Al Jazeera how he was on his way home and he saw a strike and just knew his family was gone He spoke to seeing his family body parts everywhere including his little girls head Sorry Israel is such a disgusting nation

If you look carefully, the player who pushes him is wearing a white shirt with Real Madrid badge on it. Therefore its not a foul.

📊🚨 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘: Lamine Yamal against big teams this season: Atletico Madrid (UCL) - 0 G/A Atletico Madrid (2xLa Liga) Atletico Madrid (2xCDR) - 1 G/A Real Madrid (La Liga) - 0 G/A Real Madrid (Super Cup) -0 G/A Chelsea - 0 G/A PSG - 0 G/A 1 G/A in 9 games. 🫣

A Nigerian governor was kidnapped in broad daylight. Not by criminals. By his own political godfathers. They drove him to a forest in Anambra State at midnight. Took him inside a shrine. Forced him to swear an oath in front of a deity called Ogwugwu. The oath said: you won because we put you there. You will do what we say. If you betray us, you will die. He signed. He became governor. His name was Chris Ngige. One year later in August 2004 police raided that same shrine. What they found stopped the country. 83 corpses. 63 of them had no heads. 20 loose skulls scattered across the forest floor. Then they found a register. Names. Dates. Amounts. Governors. Senators. Businessmen. Some of the most powerful people in Nigeria had been coming to this forest to swear oaths over stolen money and political deals. If you swear on Ogwugwu and break your oath, the priests come for you. 31 shrine priests were arrested and paraded in Abuja. Not one politician was questioned. Not one governor was charged. Chris Ngige later became a Senator. Then a Minister under Buhari. The shrine is still there. This is Nigeria. 🇳🇬

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For the past year Slot has moaned about how PL teams don't want to play football and always references PSG as an example of a team which plays football "the right way". Now he has the chance to play PSG again and he comes out with a back 5, parks the bus and plays like Tony Pulis

Today it’s Trump but during Russia Ukraine war it was your fada!

Diego Simeone couldn’t get a player as crazy as him to coach so he Decided to birth one himself

In 1978, Chelsea’s club doctor famously ran onto the pitch with a cigarette dangling from his mouth to help stretcher off an injured player.

I want to look back at the end of this year and say “God knew exactly what He was doing. His plans are indeed greater than mine.”

If they born you well, come lost again make I see 🤌

This is 16-year-old Igor Akinfeev making his debut for CSKA Moscow in 2003. Akinfeev still plays for CSKA Moscow. 818 matches in all competitions and counting. And today he turns 40.

Ghana di3 you can be here and reach age 30 without having even 1000 cedis in your Bank account. It’s pathetic and when you talk about it some people will say you’re lazy but that’s not the case.

🚨 Hansi Flick: “The VAR was German… so thank you, Germany”.