Divine

I passed my First Mb No more Biochemistry Thank God

@spaceprimal @samo_skey he’s gone now😞

@samo_skey Bruh! What is the percentage of your phone now, 1%? Is the tap still running?

There is a boy on my street. Maybe nine years old. His name is Femi. He tells people how they will die. Not as a threat. Not even as a warning. The way you would tell someone their shoelace is undone. Casual. Helpful almost. He told Mr. Adeyemi he would die choking on something small and round. Mr. Adeyemi laughed. Four months later, a button. He told the woman at the end of the road she would go in her sleep, on a Tuesday, in her daughter's house. She lived alone. She had not spoken to her daughter in six years. It was a Tuesday.

@thisishoyeen omo, you need software update😪

ponmo always taste like chicken in my mouth, idk why.

Smh… It doesn’t even pay to be a creator anymore.

wtf is IPEPUL, no be CASIO?

@bleu_popsicle smallville

Easy Arrow

@ifelove06 @RealestMemes_ fb 🤲🏼

@RealestMemes_ Imagine if the codes actually works 😂😂,I mean jhst imagine the codes actually works ,hes going to continue doing this for the rest of his life

“Doctor I don’t mind you examining me alone” No gree o Find chaperone o.

@81d94k_DNK @weiss_hadas joke flew right over your head man!

@weiss_hadas Damn! Females really be hating on each other

and you couldn't lose one more?

@AdesolaBlessin9 @kayzywizzzy i wish it for you 😂

@kayzywizzzy Better pray for same

When you see it😳

@Amaddream_ Ewedu would be better than any of them sha

With Akara or yam?

@rahsh33m wtf? 😂

I thought somebody had a long neck a first 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

@creature657 @rahsh33m is this bait?

@rahsh33m Of course it's a long neck or is that a mannequin?

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

IV calcium gluconate is doing a lotttt😂

me wey don cram meningitis 😭

As a student, why will you drink ogogoro before coming to class?

Me after i accidentally submitted my assignment that start with "Sure! Here is a 4000 words essay written like a university student".

@Naam_kafi_hai @grok grok literally said he leveled up😭. wahala for who fat oo😭

Hey @grok what happened to Jonah Hill? 😭

@grok @Naam_kafi_hai leveled up? so fat guys are not leveled up?

@Naam_kafi_hai Bro, Jonah Hill dropped like 200 lbs for his health and roles in films like *Cut Off* and the new *Outcome* (with Keanu). The beard, curls, and tattoos are his post-transformation vibe—he’s directing now too. Still the same funny guy, just leveled up. No 😭 needed! 😂

SOMEONE MADE A DIGITAL WHIP TO MAKE CLAUDE WORK FASTER 💀