Salamence

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Salamence

@_KnightShade_

(Devout follower of Jibbers Crabst) (Death to the non- believers!) WARNING System Approaching Catastrophic Failure

Florida, USA Joined Temmuz 2016

1.8K Following130 Followers

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rosie@bobbinware·8h

is this anything #backrooms

Gaale is so alive in the war front till the 19th@Gaale1316

has anyone made a backrooms drawing that has this art style?

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Eggroller 🍳🌱@The_Eggroller·3 Ağu

Big vs Small Artists taking commissions

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Bro Im Slow@BroImSlow·10h

Re-charching this Zapdos for science 🫡🧪

Parkys PokéStop@parkyspokestop

Putting this Articuno in a -80 freezer for science 🫡🧪

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CoKane@KanesCabDriv3r·1d

Does anyone know how to get a 3.5 inch hotdog out of a m&m minis container without hurting the hotdog?

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Salamence@_KnightShade_·3h

@B00K0FTRIBE

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💫Tribe 13X 🔻 💫@B00K0FTRIBE·16h

Gen ai has only improved horizontally except when it’s Charlie Kirk then it’s basically indiscernible from real life

RYAN@sidesofchicken

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ganii@gahhnie·19h

even the belt jiggles man im kinda mesmerized

thoughtcrime@thoughtcrime___

the world’s first male lesbian

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⛩️ Sumito ⛩️@sumitomedia·8h

Buc-ee's brisket is like a 6/10 but that's because in America half the country can do a 10/10 brisket with a $30 smoker and 100 year old grandpas spice blend. If you're not from the states? hell, not from the south? Buc-ee's will blow your shit smoove off, do no sleep on it.

BowTiedPassport@BowTiedPassport

Honestly… if you insult Buc-ee’s Brisket, you deserve to get deported.

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Salamence@_KnightShade_·4h

@CurlyHorne Cutest person to cross my tl

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Curly 🧸@CurlyHorne·5h

fat boy friday i guess

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🌸Ember🌸@Ember_arab·10h

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Michaela@mimizima_·23h

2026 is so stupid I can’t believe we get to watch the myth of Narcissus play out in real time on our handheld devices

KickChamp👑@Kick_Champ

Clavicular got EMOTIONAL after realizing Dr Miami may have RUINED his nose forever and cost him his entire career 😳

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jul 🐯@papajoolia·1d

Flashback to when I was desperately searching for my keys after dropping them at a bus stop and I was so relived to finally find them just for it to turn out to be a perfectly key-shaped leaf

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daniju — busy with uni 🍉@daniju_attart·2d

Cafe Cuties #Mel #LeagueOfLegends

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Salamence@_KnightShade_·5h

@CDTVProductions Dis she have like jaundice?

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CDTVthaGoose@CDTVProductions·8h

never forget

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@the_lagoonb Hey can we like snuggle together lol

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King Takahashi@the_lagoonb·5h

Not a yoshi or Luigi in sight to lay on me

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Salamence@_KnightShade_·5h

@blactaba Do you like slice of life? If so kusonoki's garden of the gods is cute

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lance ｡𖦹°‧@blactaba·11h

guys do you have any anime or movie recommendations?

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#fbf 👋

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PanAm ꓘK@PanAmCD·1d

I have a friend who did the digital nomad thing in Japan as a programmer. He can't go ten minutes without mentioning how cheap stuff is in Japan. So one day I ask him: what if he had to live in Japan on a Japanese salary? He says "oh, I would kill myself immediately."

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Salamence@_KnightShade_·12h

@k1rikoux Girl just become Picasso

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