Kays. ✨

I still get gassed looking at my sons first birthday pictures - his cake was so cute 😭 (in the last pic he was showing me his muscles 💪🏾lol)

I don't accept people treating me weirdly when they're "going through something" because when I'm going through something I'm still nice and I'm still kind and I don't feel like that's an excuse to treat people like shit.

Nah where is my cousin 🙄 I’m trying to debrief and she is no where to be found 🙄🙄🙄

If you’re a father, everything you do for your child is NOT a favor to the mother, it’s YOUR responsibility.

People are so strange, someone has parked in my drive? 😂

#MISSINGCHILD 12-year-old Tianna was last seen in Croydon on Friday 20 March. She has a slim build and medium-dark skin tone. If you have any information regarding her disappearance please contact 999 or the number below: 07391107450 Please share and repost!

The worst thing that can ever happen to me is watching a movie and not knowing it’s a musical. & all of a sudden chairs start sliding and tap shoes come out? Kill me.

j’aime trop dire que j’suis pas tactile mais je fini comme ça sur toi

Having a baby with a loser is such an L ffs man.

Dfs charging £129 for delivery is insane

i remember my momma cut her boyfriend off cause he text “smh” while they was arguing.. i said mom why you do that.. she said “i don't know who he calling a sorry monkey hoe.. cause it ain’t me”😭 i said wow and walked off.. i ain't correct her cause i ain't like buddy any way ...

All this guy has done all night is sweat and shiver 😭

In a months time I’m going to a concert with my bestfriend, I’m excited about the concert and that I get to spend the evening spending time with him ❤️

You absolutely are a terrible friend, don’t listen to anyone telling you otherwise LOL

A study has revealed that a woman's preferences for male facial features can change with her menstrual cycle. For instance, when she is ovulating, she tends to be attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. HOWEVER, during menstruation or menopause, she might prefer a man with duct tape over his mouth, a Spear lodged in his chest, and engulfed in flames. Further studies on this subject are unlikely.

Lucinda isn’t likeable at all #LoveIslandAllStars

I wish the last minute of Masego - Unhinged was longer

Schrödinger’s freak:

@Mickz_01 While still wearing his full kit he was texting every Arsenal supporting uncle he has this pic 😂😂😂 he was HAPPY!

@_MsLindo your son defo not crying this morning 😂💃🏾

We used to be a proper nation

5/7 it’s a problem