mateo’s bird app page

🖊️ chimed in on Benito! Read all about it here: semaforo.substack.com/p/me-porto-bon…

Who up battling with they flesh

Since it’s semana santa I’m going to drain (yes in a suggestive way) a filet-o-fish

less chatgpt more lgbt

No imposter syndrome, I worked hard af for all of this !!!

It’s holy fat cock Friday

so sad that jesus died on fat boy friday

You can actually just change

happy Fatboy Good Friday to those who celebrate

If I knew one of my best friends was going to betray me, I’d also host a 12-person dinner about it

:(

holograms

Hi peopleeeeeee I’m selling this hemnes bedframe for $200 or best offer. DM me for pics of the more recent condition it’s in. Pick up in bed-stuy xo

Sometimes a man is so hot in a way where I'm like I do not have time for this right now

Bert and Ernie are getting ready for an egg-citing Easter!

Good Friday 🙏

me making sure that my friends still like me

don’t forget your roots & reasons on what got you to where you wanted to be. don’t lose that.

Fuck this scum

Happy 41st birthday to the talented Leona Lewis.