Rogue

Me when I get you for the 20th time:

You when uhhhhhhhh yeah, just keep staring dummy~

You had it all planned out, after 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐬 of planning, this dungeon was going to be 𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒚~ What you 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧’𝐭 plan for, was 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 within the first five minutes~ It turns out the two weakest enemies’ pretty 𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒌 lips were too 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 for you to handle~

Something about sperm donation, or some 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒖𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆 caption like that~ (pretend like it’s 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚 high effort and praise me for the bare minimum, should also shower me in cum and money too ;3)

The 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔 of you being kidnapped and milked until your brain goes numb and your eyes go dark is slim to none, but 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 zero...

Setting your expectations high, is setting yourself up for 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐞… Foolish men make such foolish pets, and you, are 𝐧𝐨 exception~ The only difference between you and a stray 𝐝𝐨𝐠, is that you whimper so much 𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐫, and you’re so much 𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒊𝒆𝒓 to train~

It took a while, but you’ve 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 adjusted to your new “home”~ Sure, she’s 𝒄𝒓𝒖𝒆𝒍 and sadistic… and sure, if you had a choice you would flee in terror, but you don’t really have free will~ But at least every once in a while she grants a 𝒔𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓 of pleasure~

Not everything’s a competition y’know~ Sometimes you know how utterly 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 you are and just have to deal with it~ Totally not like it was rigged from the start or anything~ You definitely lost “fair and square”, just don’t 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 about it too much~ Now 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐭 𝐮𝐩 and bend over~

Failure is a thing of the past, rather than 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 to please any human, you can succeed with this, blue… thing~ They’re kind, loyal, and 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐲 addicted to bed-breaking sex~ Once they get their 𝒔𝒐𝒇𝒕 and delicate hands on you, you’ll never want to leave~

Your time at your 𝒓𝒊𝒗𝒂𝒍 company was such a “special” experience~ Who knew that conferences could be so 𝒆𝒙𝒄𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈~ You won’t really be working anymore though, you’ve decided that endlessly pumping your desperate cock between her thighs is much better than any 𝒋𝒐𝒃~

It’s so embarrassing isn’t it, having your secrets laid to bare, out for everyone to see~ It’s a shame you’re such a freak, no one else could possibly 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 you now, only 𝐬𝐡𝐞 could tolerate a lonely and pathetic loser such as yourself~ But you 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧’𝐭 have it any other way would you~

something something about being nice to any strangers you meet, else you might be kidnapped and 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒏 into someone’s basement, relentlessly milked over and over again for their 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐝 amusement till the 𝐞𝐧𝐝 of your miserable life… or some other 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆 lesson~

Struggling to pay the bills, don’t have 𝒆𝒏𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 money for rent~? Well, there’s a 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 solution to that, and it’s realllly easy~ All you have to do is extort your landlord with the thick 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐩 of your massive cheeks~ By the time their eyes 𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 on your fat ass, they’ll forget all about silly things such as money~

Thirty years from now crime will be entirely nonexistent, not because it doesn’t happen, but because cops will simply be too 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛 to carry out their jobs~ Any sensible onlooker might seriously question the work ethic of these 𝒔𝒐 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅 “protectors”, but oftentimes, they would probably much rather join in on the 𝒂𝒅𝒎𝒊𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏~

"Succubi can't hurt me, there's no such thing as a 'succubus'"~ The 𝒔𝒍𝒖𝒕𝒕𝒚 demon in the conveniently placed cage waiting to drain you dry:

Competitors will do 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 to steal those precious company “secrets”, and they don’t care 𝐰𝐡𝐨 they have to 𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒑 over to get them~ It’s such a shame that you’re the 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬𝐭 link in a long line of dumb employees… you only lasted but a 𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒆 three days~

You don’t have to worry so much, you have enough stress as is~ Sure, the bills are piling up, and sure, you may have lost everything in the divorce… but you don’t have to 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 about that right now~ What’s a bit more debt anyways, you’re already 𝒅𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 in it~

Scammers have gotten quite 𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒚 lately, it's nearly impossible to keep their hands off your throbbing cock~ By the time she got a hold of you, it was 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 before it even began~ One wet and sloppy session later and the only thing you could muster was "yes mommy"~

Guh

Me when I’m super high effort: