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@aha_security

Saw me sleep on shift? No you didnt

Joined Temmuz 2026
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//its kinda ironic the character im parodying is security because i dont even have security im using the psychologist and their psycho skin
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maple syrup is not for prostate exams
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Didi 👁️👄👁️
Yknow how animalies calm Down after drinkin coffee or wthvs, yeah agent noticed interne adiction for it lmaooo
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@aha_security Well fuck me sideways on a school day you’re right!
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I’m going to straight up say it now—Please don’t call the anomalies “skin-walkers”. Call them mimics or anomalies or else-wise. It’s really disrespectful to Native American tribes, specifically the Navajo culture, to use it as some sort of buzzword! //
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i like getting bruised it turns me on a little
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i wish there was a microwave in this hospital
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//i keep getting rate limited everytime i try to follow most of my followers im gonna kms
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ok man
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SECURITY GOT THAT #GYATT
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im convinced rons hair is a wig because theres no way that hairs real
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