Alpha Forge 🇰🇪

You should enjoy being single, someone out there is apologizing for sleeping early yesterday without saying goodnight.

My boyfriend is like this: after he drops me off after a date, I don’t even have time to catch my breath and he’s already calling me. If I don’t pick up, he’ll spam-call me like this.

Child: Daddy, are you sick? Dad: Just a little. Child: Should we replace you? Dad: Replace me? Child: Mommy says everything comes with a warranty. 💀

When I was 24, my grandfather passed away and left me a small grocery store. It wasn't making much money. The shelves were old, the refrigerator barely worked, and most people told me to sell it while I still could. Instead, I kept my full-time job during the day and spent every evening renovating the store myself. I painted the walls. Replaced the lights. Installed new shelves. Worked weekends for nearly two years without taking a vacation. Little by little, customers came back. Eventually, I was able to quit my job and run the store full-time. Five years later, the business was doing better than I ever imagined. That's when my uncle called. His son had lost a lot of money trying to start an online business. He asked if I could make him a partner in my store. I politely said no. He wasn't interested in working there. He just wanted a share of the profits. My uncle didn't take it well. He started telling relatives that I was selfish. At family gatherings, people would say things like, "Your cousin needs this more than you." Or, "Your grandfather would want the business to stay in the whole family." I usually stayed quiet. Then one Sunday, my uncle brought it up in front of everyone. He looked around the table and said, "Success has changed you." I finally answered. "No... success just revealed who thinks they're entitled to someone else's hard work." The room went silent. I reminded everyone that when I inherited that store, nobody offered to paint the walls with me. Nobody helped pay the bills. Nobody showed up when I worked until midnight trying to keep the doors open. But the moment the business became successful... everyone suddenly remembered we were family. That's when I realized something. People rarely ask to share your struggle. They usually wait to share your success. And those are two very different things.

Forget the opponent... the second Drake's Stake Slip appears, it's already over 😭 The Drake Curse stays undefeated.

My uncle gave me his old pickup truck before he passed away. I spent nearly $5,000 fixing it up. A few months later, my cousin totaled his car. Dad: You should let him use your truck until he gets back on his feet. Me: Sure. If he signs an agreement to cover any damage and insurance. Dad: He's family. Why would you make him sign paperwork? Me: Because it's my truck. Dad: You care more about a vehicle than your cousin? Me: No.I care more about protecting something I worked for than fixing someone else's mistake. Funny how "family helps family" usually means one person sacrifices and everyone else applauds.

You should enjoy being single, someone out there is apologizing for sleeping early yesterday without saying goodnight.

Five animals you should never make eye contact with.

social media is fake, please enjoy your real life

"One day you'll realize you settled for me." She reached for my hand. "No... one day you'll realize I never did."

We need to get back to using diaries. Everything does not have to be posted.

People lactose intolerant, knowin’ milk gon’ tear they ass up, but still drinkin’ it anyways. 😂 Why though ? 🤔

She ghosted me for 3 days. I didn’t double text, or chase. I only sent this ONE message:

For the Love of fight videos; Quote this with any fight video.

If money wasn't a problem tomorrow, who's the first person you'd spoil.?????

Do you know how sick you have to be to escape your big brothers shadow? Never heard anyone call her “MJs little sister”