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@n6oflife6 Make Tinubu give am the funds so him fit stand well on the mandate.

Make I contribute to Fix Pesin Legs wey Him go later use tomorrow To stand on Bola’s Mandate… smh 🙄😂😂😂😭

@MelloFelicia1 You have to focus on one😭😭😭 it was easier for me to decenter men than it is for food.

Decentering men was easy…have you ever had to decenter food???

@WoolfGaang_ @UnkleAyo Very true! Na X people Dey carry the matter for head.

@UnkleAyo He's been making money, the first operation opened his eye to the cost implications, and how easy he can raise the money. He just doesn't prioritise the leg as much as the folks on X out here do.

"I thank you for giving me 4M for my health, last year. I need another 4M but I've been working & I've raised 2M". I learnt from my mother long ago not to take kindness of anyone for granted (most importantly show that you don't) especially when they don't owe you anything.

@dammiedammie35 The way they think they are scoring points by bringing in Peter Obi. The babe is 100% correct, Nigeria is a mess right now, everyone has a right to be angry at the president and anyone supporting him.

Lady: “Nobody cares about Tinubu, we just want law and order in the country, we want a working country where people can be safe and not l0se their l!ves daily, you cannot travel by road in Nigeria cos it’s not saf£ and you can’t also travel by air cos the common man cannot afford it, no light, no security, no amenities. Tinubu supporter: If your Messiah Peter obi is following the likes of Kwankwaso, Amechi, Atiku, and Malami and you’re passionately cry!ng for change of Nigeria

@ThisisOshaz_ Wowwww!!!

How to know someone’s at the lowest point of their life: 1) they get more active on Twitter 2)

@isofude Separated by border but united by experience 😭😭

海外も我々と同じやなw

@higureshuuen Hello from Nigeria! I hope you get the money you need soon.

私の呟きも誰かが自動翻訳で外国で読んでくれてたりするのかな。 そうならいいな。 外国からもコメントもらえたら嬉しいな。 冷蔵庫とエアコンと洗濯機を買わないといけないのに、お金がなくて途方に暮れる私に、 「こんにちは」でいいから…

@AnimexTwts I can’t waittttt🥰🥰

TOMORROW ‼️

@Morris_Monye It doesn’t make sense that they’re borrowing so much and attempting to tax a lot at the same time.

Of course…. Tax people to death then borrow billions of dollars.

@SavvyRinu Grandchildren ke? Greatgrand sef has been mortgaged all so Tinubu and his family can ball!

$5 billion dollars. Even our grandchildren futures have been mortgaged at this point.

@vanguardngrnews He has spent a lot on the Apc convention, now he wants to borrow and replenish what he spent because that has to be the only explanation.

Breaking: Tinubu writes Senate, seeks approval to borrow $5 billion vanguardngr.com/2026/03/breaki…

@EstherUmoh10 Very stupid mindset, they are very selfish and only think of personal gain, they don’t think of the losses they can and will face.

Lol you think this is about being a photographer in aso rock? When I may become the next victim of the insecurity that plagues our country. As a photographer, gears are now 3x the amount they should cost. Fuel is 1500 per liter and this affects how much I spend on transportation on a daily basis. I am one health crisis away from experiencing the rot in our health care. I know how much I pay for light every single day. If you’re exempted from some of the things I have listed, I’m really happy for you.

@Jollz They’re trying to rage bait people and get high views.

Na mumu dey answer blue tick handles on Nigerian Twitter. Ever since they saw that 32 million naira payout, they have decided that we must all help them make that money.

@yxyiagain Satan Dey intern under Tinubu.

tinubu wicked pass satan walahi

@UnkleAyo Very fearful and gullible people. Pastors have used twisted the Bible to teach them not to question authority.

Let's hold celebrities accountable. Yasssss. ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿 Let's hold musicians, actors and actresses accountable. Yasssss. ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿 What of Twitter influencers collecting gigs? Yassssss. ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿 -+-+-+ Errm, what of Nigerian Pastors? Nigerian Christians:

@AjeboDanny They’re afraid because “touch not my anointed”. Nigerian Christian’s are a fearful lot.

So your pastor can be APC but Cubana chiefpriest can’t? You people are not okay in the head ooo Those comments you write on his page, write them under your pastor’s posts too.

@hackSultan Hooke sef go shock at our elasticity (adaptability). There is always a new survival hack.

No light - use gen. Bad road - buy SUV. No work - sorry but pay tax asap. No fuel - use solar They’re kidnapping students on route to NYSC camp - here’s a guide on how to survive after you’ve been kidnapped. There’s no food - replace tomatoes with carrot and cucumber.

@AjeboDanny Obedience and fear are two of Christianity strongest pillars.

Christians are largely cowards because the religion is built on the foundation of blind obedience. There’s no culture of resistance or protest. Even in the face of injustice, the default response is acceptance. How can christians be slaughtered daily and all you do is pray?

@AjeboDanny Not even those two, any church with affiliation with Adeboye is also part, i.e salvation ministries, winners chapel and Dunamis.

How do you claim to hate APC, yet attend churches like House on the Rock or Redeemed where pastors openly align with APC politicians? That’s why no one takes Christians seriously.

@hackSultan I had a call with my friend the other day and I just broke down. Everyday you wake up it’s one bad news or the other, the whole country is falling and we are just “managing”.

I’m awake by 8AM typing this. I just woke up angry again for no reason and now I understand why. It’s this country, so many things are wrong it’s just terrible. 1. Government : We’re living in a country where our leaders are operating like the country is a family business. There’s no single empathy and concern for the citizens. We’re in a country where governor’s are more interested in pleasing the president than anything else, I have no issues with governors seeing off a president at the airport, but then taking another plane to go to london so you can welcome him to london again just makes no sense. 2. Security : The kind of atrocities happening in Nigeria, if it was in another country, they’d be a state of emergency right now. And it doesn’t look like any of the leaders are bothered. You can hear the news that 30 people were killed in a stare today, and you’ll just go on to play football 30 minutes later, because you’re getting used to it. It’s no longer a breaking news, it’s just another unfortunate news. 3. Money : I know the country is poor but the money worshiping is just too much, physically and virtually. You can post being suicidal and someone will still beg you for money in the comments. On the street, in your house, service providers, everywhere. It’s tiring. 4. Unity : No single unity as a nation, I’ve never seen a group of people so easy to divide in my life.. Even when united, we’re still divided. 5. No focus: We cannot decide on a goal and focus on it, our attention span is just too short to achieve something meaningful as a group. We’re always happy to use the act of the few to represent the whole. 6. Adaptations : This is one of our worst traits, the ability to just adapt to terrible situations, any small thing, instead of fixing the problem, we’re already looking for the alternative. What do you mean by I should change tomatoes with cucumber??? This is why all of us are short because there’s no nutrient in our body. No light? Use gen. No fuel? Use solar. No safety of life? Please what should we use? 7. Education : The absolute disregard for any sort of education. We do not have enough positive examples of the result of education, or perhaps we just refuse to see it. It’s terrible. Like everyday, education loses its relevance…… Whyyyyyy???? 8. No regard for human life : This is so crazy that it’s now a defence mechanism, you could see someone dying by the road side and everyone will just keep walking away, some don’t care and a lot are scared of being accused of causing harm to the victim. If you have an accident, the first set of first responders are busy trying to steal from you. It’s crazy. How long will it take to get the ambulance here? I’m sure you know the answer. 9. No regard or safety for women and children : Child marriage today, domestic violence tomorrow and it’s just not looking like it’ll stop soon. 10. No attention to detail : People are just used to doing terrible works now, it’s sad, from handiwork to professional workings, people just do the average and expect you to accept it, as long as it works. No arrangement, no process, nothing. You can take your laptop for repairs and when you get it back, two screws could be missing. I mean it’s well covered and all and now working, but why’s the screws not complete anymore????? Why??? let them fix tiles for your house and see how it’s just not aligned.