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emma kempster
@atterss
history nerd turned personal trainer at Ufit Cardiff 🏋🏼♀️
Cardiff, Wales Joined Mart 2009
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Where are all the poodles? I mean that seriously. Every other dog is some poodle cross (i.e. mutt), but I never ever see the poodles themselves.
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If a medieval French vagina could speak, what would it say?
We actually have the answer to this. Allow us to tell you the tale of The Knight Who Could Make Cunts Speak.
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I laughed way too much at some of these 🥲
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COMPETITION TIME The nice thing about Grant Shapps erasing Boris from that rocket photo is you can now put whatever you want there. Reply to this with your own creation. I'll send a copy of The Brexit Tapes to whoever does the one that makes me laugh most, by midnight.
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@LJaneHenderson @lizardschwartz I agree with Jane, for me it was about learning coping strategies, learning how to deal with the feelings and situations rather than suppressing or in my case having anxiety attacks. Worth it, as long as it’s the right therapist/councillor for you
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Does therapy actually really work? I feel a bit like I'm at the point where suppressing all my emotions might not work for too much longer.
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Overwhelmed in Cardiff last night at my sold out show in Motorpoint Arena - the biggest tour show I’ve ever done.
Still some tix available for my right wing rallies tonight and in Leeds, Brum, Manchester, Newcastle and London.
🎟: joelycett.com/Comedy
📸: @ItsMeAaronP
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I want @joelycett to be my best friend x
PoliticsJOE@PoliticsJOE_UK
Just @joelycett making mugs out of Tories and journalists.
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@RoyalMail you might want to check what on earth your posties are up to in pontprennau, I was home. This isn’t the first time they haven’t knocked
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@speckyninja @GeorgeMonbiot @VodafoneUK Had exactly the same thing happen here - now the closed account is still showing as unpaid on my credit file 🙃 impossible to get any answers from them about it
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@GeorgeMonbiot @IanMartin @VodafoneUK Had 3 letters from debt collection agencies for a @VodafoneUK account that we closed 16 months ago. Paid 2 in panic cos couldn’t get through to anyone. Finally got through with 3rd one, turns out we owed nothing. Still had no refund. Wouldn’t touch them again.
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4 months after my mother passed away, @VodafoneUK still won't cancel her account. Our calls, when we finally get through, have been met with extreme rudeness and aggression, and demands that my frail, confused father answers impossible, irrelevant questions. But it gets worse ...
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Currently on cloud nine! We did it! Pete elected for the first time and me re-elected as Councillors for Pontprennau and Old St Mellons.
Thank you so much to all those who voted for us and supported us throughout our positive, local campaign!
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Who the fuck voted for Joel Williams. He seems like a proper little wanker. Fuming at you all Pontprennau 😡
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While people died, Johnson partied.
He must resign - please RT if you agree.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
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@lizardschwartz I’m seeing a line 😣 mine was this faint at Christmas. Hope you don’t feel too poorly x
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Is this a really faint line or am I just being paranoid? My voice is awful today, I sound like Marge Simpson
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